What does cristal tatse like?

[PoyeBoy]

Im thinkin a little like pappermint shnapps, Ive noticed every big hittah has da cristal, Ive noticed every drunk white trash bitch has pappermint shnapps, one in the same, metinkso

Also the big hittahs be drivin da range rovas, all the white trash bitzes be divin thier houses, sad thing is the range costs mo.

Jus giv me da line and out the do-ooo-oo
pucka-ducka muackal lalo

 

[PoyeBoy]

By the way the life extension board is kickin, yall should check it out

 

[JohnyJuice]

Its the trendy thing to have. Niggas gotta be poppin da Crys.
Quite sad really, it tastes like shit.

JohnyJuice rule of thumb: If the "thugs" drink it or like it, it probably sucks. Ex: cristal, shlitz, cavoissier, pigs feet, fubu, lugz, dayton rims, gold teeth, etc.

 

[PoyeBoy]

How muck is it?

 

[2Thick]

poyeBoy.

Love that avatar!! karma for you

 

[beefybull]

Its the trendy thing to have. Niggas gotta be poppin da Crys.
Quite sad really, it tastes like shit.

JohnyJuice rule of thumb: If the "thugs" drink it or like it, it probably sucks. Ex: cristal, shlitz, cavoissier, pigs feet, fubu, lugz, dayton rims, gold teeth, etc.

Louis Roederer Cristal is a very expensive ass champagne. A typical 750ml bottle will run you around $200-275 depending where you shop, with prices spiking up around New Year's Eve since everyone wants it, either for its taste or to show off.

It's assemblage: 55% Pinot Noir and 45% Chardonnay. Most people have probably drank Chardonnay before, so if you're curious, imagine that, only a lot better. It's considered by many to be one of the very finest champagnes in the world. They take time to make that shit good.

JohnyJuice, normally you're funny but man, Lugz and Daytons are cool. Gold teeth are old school, gotta have platinum now. Courvoisier is some good cognac.

 

[2Thick]

You can get a bottle that looks just like Cristal for $15 at most bars.

 

[JohnyJuice]

Louis Roederer Cristal is a very expensive ass champagne. A typical 750ml bottle will run you around $200-275 depending where you shop, with prices spiking up around New Year's Eve since everyone wants it, either for its taste or to show off.

It's assemblage: 55% Pinot Noir and 45% Chardonnay. Most people have probably drank Chardonnay before, so if you're curious, imagine that, only a lot better. It's considered by many to be one of the very finest champagnes in the world. They take time to make that shit good.

JohnyJuice, normally you're funny but man, Lugz and Daytons are cool. Gold teeth are old school, gotta have platinum now. Courvoisier is some good cognac.

Hmm, maybe i have cristal confused with something else. I thought i drank it one time. Oh well. I still stand by my statement that courvoisier is crapola. But i will tell yuo one thing, when i am oder i am gonna get an american bulldog and buy him a platinum grill. That would look cool as fuck.

 

[beefybull]

But i will tell yuo one thing, when i am oder i am gonna get an american bulldog and buy him a platinum grill. That would look cool as fuck.

Hell yeah!

 

[2Thick]

when i am oder i am gonna get an american bulldog and buy him a platinum grill. That would look cool as fuck.

Yes, make his teeth indestructable so he can eat through a metal door to bite your sorry ass while you sleep.

 

[p0ink]

2thick always be 'poppin da crys'

 

[2Thick]

2thick always be 'poppin da crys'

I be liken da Alize!

 

[supersizeme]

y'all some bustaz

 

[JohnyJuice]

Yes, make his teeth indestructable so he can eat through a metal door to bite your sorry ass while you sleep.

That would be fucking cool . Get him a titanium grill, with some hydrolics for his jaw so he can bite through anything, or go into three wheel motion; whichever he is in the mood for.