fuck nosey people
Tell 'im in a loud confident manner
"I use them to drain this enormous
hemorrhoid that seems to be hanging
from my ass in an elephant trunk-like
manner. The scar tissue from the
soldering iron has rendered insulin
pins inadequate so I must use a 21g
and a small hammer to drain this
monster so that it will coil back up
in close proximity to my A-hole and I
can walk without tripping over it. Would
you like to watch me drain it?"
Bet you get your pins then
