What do you do when you meet a bear?

[2Thick]

Just like buying duct tape and plastic covering to prevent bio-chem attacks...you should run fast as you can if you meet up with a bear because that running (along with the duct tape ) will at least give you something to do for the last 12 seconds of your life.

 

[Paulos]

Why u so nasty?

 

[naturally anabolic]

jelus?

 

[Testosterone boy]

Just like buying duct tape and plastic covering to prevent bio-chem attacks...you should run fast as you can if you meet up with a bear because that running (along with the duct tape ) will at least give you something to do for the last 12 seconds of your life.

I plan to run because I am usually faster than the person that I am with.

 

[manny78]

Pull out your gun and shoot the damn bear. That's what I would do. Or use Bear spray.....

 

[Testosterone boy]

Pull out your gun and shoot the damn bear. That's what I would do. Or use Bear spray.....

You can really piss a bear off with a 9mm.

 

[manny78]

You can really piss a bear off with a 9mm.

I doubt. But 3-4 shots of hydra-shock yes.

I would rather carry a .357 magnum revolver or a .44 mag.

 

[bwood]

if i was a liberal...

i would stand still...

i would give the bear welfare benefits...

i would give the bear special victim status...

i would say, "cant we get along" after
the bear bit me...

i would deny the bear bit me...

i would accuse any authority witnessing
the attack of biasis, in spite of the profuse bleeding...

i would hug the bear's mother after the trial...

i would lobby for furlough for the bear...

i would lobby for probation for the remainder
of the bear's sentence...

i would be surprised when the bear returned
and killed me and my family...

if only i had done more for the bear...

 

[hardrock]

Well if you're like some of the idiots on here, you marry her.

 

[spongebob]

i have a fully incapsulated chemrail suit with a modification. i have a sixty foot vent pipe to funnel air to me after my scba runs out of O2.

 

[Testosterone boy]

I doubt. But 3-4 shots of hydra-shock yes.

I would rather carry a .357 magnum revolver or a .44 mag.

I'm a big fan of the .357. .44 kicks too hard for a handgun. Accuracy is affected. Especially in Canada. Aren't you guys like 5'6" on avg. Ski Doo clothing runs small as hell.

 

[spongebob]

if i was a liberal...

i would stand still...

i would give the bear welfare benefits...

i would give the bear special victim status...

i would say, "cant we get along" after
the bear bit me...

i would deny the bear bit me...

i would accuse any authority witnessing
the attack of biasis, in spite of the profuse bleeding...

i would hug the bear's mother after the trial...

i would lobby for furlough for the bear...

i would lobby for probation for the remainder
of the bear's sentence...

i would be surprised when the bear returned
and killed me and my family...

if only i had done more for the bear...

LMAO!

 

[PHATchik]

I've seen one bear, and thank God I was in a truck and didn't have to try to figure out what to do. Definitely made my first camping trip an experience.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Kick him in the balls!

If female Bear! Put on some Barry White!

 

[naturally anabolic]

give him my pic-o-nic basket?

 

[Big Brother Val]

I'd just ask the bear how it got so fuckin' big, and what cycle it was on, and if he could hook me up.

Oh... and also what it took while cycling to keep all of it's hair.


If it was being a dick, and tried to eat me, I'd just wrap it in my plastic sheeting and duct tape, then sit down and relax and enjoy some of the 300 gallons of purified water I have stockpiled in my basement, next to my barrells of wheat.

 

[thebabydoc]

LMAO!

That is one disturbing avatar, dude.

 

[minion]

Bears are punks asses. Usually I do nothing but fight the urge to kill it and make it a mantle piece. So far I've run accross two at close range. Both of them could have been meat for the beast in me.

 

[theoak01]

We keep a shotgun at our cottage with buckshot in it for bears

aim for the nose and it will fuck off.

we havent had to use it,but I probably wouldnt aim for its face since I dont want to make it blind or some shit,Id shot its nads

 

[jerkbox]

hahahahaha....Bear Spray...heheheh

 

[gymtime]

Take him on out to lunch....

 

[2Thick]

I'd just ask the bear how it got so fuckin' big, and what cycle it was on, and if he could hook me up.

Oh... and also what it took while cycling to keep all of it's hair.


If it was being a dick, and tried to eat me, I'd just wrap it in my plastic sheeting and duct tape, then sit down and relax and enjoy some of the 300 gallons of purified water I have stockpiled in my basement, next to my barrells of wheat.

You are one witty dude, BBV.