GoldenDelicious said:i only get nervous when im naked...and usually, i just pray
("please dont be a man please dont be a man please dont be a man")
aaaaactually it was a stealth tranny jokeIlk said:Nervous.. Naked... Oh, because of your inexperience with women.. Get it!![]()
...BUT since youre on the topic, i think first time sex is much harder for men (heehee GoldenDelicious said:aaaaactually it was a stealth tranny joke...BUT since youre on the topic, i think first time sex is much harder for men (heehee
) becasue of all the pressure to perform, be the right size etc
all a woman has to do is be there, and thats it.
total bullshit imo.
give me warning when you do that, im not used to dry humour anymoreIlk said:I know Delicious..Winding you up..![]()
First time with a new partner should be fun.. It is harder for men.. Need to touch the right spots..Size.. Seriously, We don't care as long as you know how to pleasure us and that's enough.. Well its enough for me anyway..
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No guy should feel pressured about performance.. Same goes to women too..![]()
Specifically, all of the above. Constantly really, not just in exceptionally stressful situations. The behaviors do increase when Im notably nervous or anxious. And then when Im really in a bad spot, I'll get the heart palpitations, heat rushing to my face and head and read blotchiness all over my neck, ears, face, etc..confusion, inability to focus or sometimes inability to remember what I was just doing. I think that for many many years (unfortunately) I truly relied heavily on nicotine to calm my nerves and I didnt have nearly such prevelant symptoms as I do now. Good thing for everyone else in the world that I keep it all inside so as not to burden anyone around me.Angel said:Any habits?
e.i- nail biting, cheek chewing, lip biting, laugh, etc!
Oxytocin... if that doesn't work Oxycontin! 
GoldenDelicious said:give me warning when you do that, im not used to dry humour anymore
also, i learned my first lesson about size counting A LOT when one of my (very hot, "best new look of the year" competition winning model) classmates proclaimed that according to cosmo, her boyfriends penis was "below average" (despite him pleasing her otherwise) and that she was going to dump him
then karma struck, she hooked up with this UGLY redheaded fat aussie guy, and her looks went down the gurgler (she was part asian, and her face went really flat all of a sudden...like she copped a frypan to the face)
anyway i have no dramas with bedroom nervousness. for some reason, i get all smooth and relaxed, like the fonz - its AFTER when i think "dum dum dum yeah that was nice shes sweet dum dum HOLY SHIT WHAT DID I DO THERES A STRANGE GIRL IN MY BED!!!1!"
notice how you say what youre friends would prefer, but make no statements for yourselfIlk said:Size! Nah.. She must've been young and reading cosmo and dumping someone because of that.. Immature.. Many many of my friends would prefer an average size to a huge schlong.. They hurt!!
no really i have a pickup alter-ego...he comes out and talks in this breathy kind of voice and manages to say all the right things...then halfway through sex my geeky normal self comes out, realises that im having sex, throws his hands up in teh air and says "weeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"Ilk said:Anyway smooth and relaxed is good.. LOL at the 'there's a strange girl in my bed' Bet yr a heartbreaker!![]()
GoldenDelicious said:notice how you say what youre friends would prefer, but make no statements for yourselfsuspicious lol
no really i have a pickup alter-ego...he comes out and talks in this breathy kind of voice and manages to say all the right things...then halfway through sex my geeky normal self comes out, realises that im having sex, throws his hands up in teh air and says "weeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!"
(okay not reallybut still, sometimes i have no clue how i pull some of this stuff off
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GoldenDelicious said:alright how the hell did you give 2 lots of karma in one day? thsi is bullshit. everyone knows all the cool tricks except me![]()
not bad, for an alte...ahem. rookieIlk said:You have to spread K around abit before giving it to the same person..
Can't be given to the same thread either..![]()
GoldenDelicious said:not bad, for an alte...ahem. rookielol
nite ilk, i will get round to some pm's eventually![]()

GoldenDelicious said:i only get nervous when im naked...and usually, i just pray
("please dont be a man please dont be a man please dont be a man")
FISHTALES said:chew the inside of my cheek (mouth)
Wow, me too. I do it until it bleeds...FISHTALES said:chew the inside of my cheek (mouth)
naw, I fear nothing, I only chew when I see my reflection, then when I realize its me, I realize im in no dangerkano said:damm bro that shit must get raw as fuck lol
Same here.Frisky said:I either bite my lower lip or my inside of my cheek, I have some serious marks there.
I bleed daily.Frisky said:I either bite my lower lip or my inside of my cheek, I have some serious marks there.
in your cheek?Smurfy said:I bleed daily.
ditto. especially when Im driving. but i basically do it constantly. and now I have TMJ.Angel said:in your cheek?
ever see how it gets the white skin over it...I make em bleed.I push so hardo n the outter cheek and plus I am anemic so I bruise.
People must think great things about need2 when we go out in public
I think I have an onset of athritis(sp) after chewing so long my hands cramp up. I use my index finger to push the skin in so I can chew more and deeper.Smurfy said:ditto. especially when Im driving. but i basically do it constantly. and now I have TMJ.
I do the exact same thing you do. Exactly. It looks really silly though. Have you ever watched yourself or glimpsed in the mirror while doing it? I have but it doesnt seem to deter me. Bad habits.Angel said:I think I have an onset of athritis(sp) after chewing so long my hands cramp up. I use my index finger to push the skin in so I can chew more and deeper.
God I love you.All this time I thought I was the only one doing it. I thought I was crazy for still doing it. Self inflicting pain is not normal, although it does not seem to hurt. It bleeds and shit and when I eat salt it stings, but while doing it it is almost like numb or whatever.
ever fear of mouth cancer? Need2 dad keeps telling me I will end up with it eventually
me either. I actually like the mirror image. That way there I know right where to chew.Smurfy said:I do the exact same thing you do. Exactly. It looks really silly though. Have you ever watched yourself or glimpsed in the mirror while doing it? I have but it doesnt seem to deter me. Bad habits.
http://www.junkk.com/upload/da14a383dac60eeed55f.jpgScotsman said:I figured you were praying because you were naked with a priest, you do look kind of young.
Cheers,
Scotsman
GoldenDelicious said:
noooo, sailors usually hate meScotsman said:LOL No wonder you're popular with sailors.
Cheers,
Scotsman

(she was awesomly hot, btw Angel said:I bite the insides of my cheeks.
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