What causes beer shits?

[slickdadd]

Do you think your asshole is actually hungover as well, and isn't quite up to par as far as pooping performance is concerned? Someone with the facts step forward. My asshole needs you.

 

[bdog527]

Do you think your asshole is actually hungover as well, and isn't quite up to par as far as pooping performance is concerned? Someone with the facts step forward. My asshole needs you.

Probably the diuretic effect of alcohol pulling water into the intestinal tract. Thereby creating watery and loose poop.

 

[slickdadd]

Re: Re: What causes beer shits?

Probably the diuretic effect of alcohol pulling water into the intestinal tract.

I'm sorry. Your post mentioned neither poop nor buttholes, I will have to ignore it.

 

[pitbullstl]

Re: Re: Re: What causes beer shits?

I'm sorry. Your post mentioned neither poop nor buttholes, I will have to ignore it.

actually he mentioned poop.......

so I will throw in the token butthole, free of charge.....

 

[vansmack2000]

beer causes beer shits

 

[slickdadd]

Re: Re: Re: Re: What causes beer shits?

actually he mentioned poop.......

so I will throw in the token butthole, free of charge.....

You are off the hook. You understand. He mentioned intestines or something of the like. We want the good stuff. Poop, turds, etc. And off we go.....

 

[Maccer101]

The beer interacts with the shitpoop in your butthole and causes poopidosyncratic buttreekjunktivitus of the shit crack region. I hope this clears the matter up somewhat.

 

[jerkbox]

your turds are too drunk to stay together and composed....they are instead a drunken watery mess

 

[Bullit]

Your loose bunghole.
If you stopped getting railed in the ass your shit might be better formed.

 

[notoriousQQ]

listen to bullit, he knows his shit.

especially when it comes to getting his prostate pounded. thump thump thump

Your loose bunghole.
If you stopped getting railed in the ass your shit might be better formed.

 

[theoak01]

the high fiber and diruetic effect cause it