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Buddy_Christ
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2 Jehovas witnesses showed up on my doorstep today. They looked at my face (my picture is in my avatar) and asked what was wrong with me. It took me a few seconds to think of something, so I said, "leprosy, and I need to hear the healing word of God to make me better again."
They instantly wanted to help me, so I invited them in.
I asked them if they wanted something to drink and they said yes so we walked into the kitchen, where they were greeted by Beefcake The Mighty. He grabbed both of their heads and slammed them together, crushing their skulls and killing them.
We got Balsac to cook us up some human stew, as the colder weather is setting in and we wanted something to warm us up. In a few hours we're all going to sit around and drink their blood and eat stew while we discuss our plans to eliminate the human race and destroy this planet.
So what are your plans for the evening?
They instantly wanted to help me, so I invited them in.
I asked them if they wanted something to drink and they said yes so we walked into the kitchen, where they were greeted by Beefcake The Mighty. He grabbed both of their heads and slammed them together, crushing their skulls and killing them.
We got Balsac to cook us up some human stew, as the colder weather is setting in and we wanted something to warm us up. In a few hours we're all going to sit around and drink their blood and eat stew while we discuss our plans to eliminate the human race and destroy this planet.
So what are your plans for the evening?
