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I had a teacher last year who had a really weird roommate in university. One night the roommate woke him up and told him about how he'd done the following...:
1) When someone is sleeping, take some gasoline and dab it under their nose, and then douse them with water to wake them up and pretend to throw a lit match at them. They'll wake up, smell the gasoline and think they're covered in gasoline and that you're lighting them on fire.
2) (Apparently he said he did this one to someone he was angry at) Pee on a cookie sheet or something, stick it in the freezer till it's frozen, and then slide it under someone's door
1) When someone is sleeping, take some gasoline and dab it under their nose, and then douse them with water to wake them up and pretend to throw a lit match at them. They'll wake up, smell the gasoline and think they're covered in gasoline and that you're lighting them on fire.
2) (Apparently he said he did this one to someone he was angry at) Pee on a cookie sheet or something, stick it in the freezer till it's frozen, and then slide it under someone's door
chewyxrage
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Run at someone swinging a sock full of quarters
Then when you hit them in the head and it hurts, they'll be pissed. Yeah not really a joke though..... 
Then when you hit them in the head and it hurts, they'll be pissed. Yeah not really a joke though.....
KillzwithPillz
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going thru fast food drive thru and sticking a post it note on the thingie you order from the note reads "please honk for service speaker broken" then park near by and laugh your balls off. works best after bar when ppl are smashed
slat1
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Order at a drive through and then just pull out of the line. It confuses the hell out of the people working the windows.
In college we would pull the pins out of peoples doors so when they came home drunk and turned the knob the whole door would fall in.
We would also fill trash cans with water and lean them against peoples doors. Makes quite the mess when they open it.
Peeing on passed out people will always be funny.
In college we would pull the pins out of peoples doors so when they came home drunk and turned the knob the whole door would fall in.
We would also fill trash cans with water and lean them against peoples doors. Makes quite the mess when they open it.
Peeing on passed out people will always be funny.
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BrothaBill
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My best one was a friend slept with a sixteen year old he found out and I had my best friend who was a sheriff deputy interrogate him and fake arrest him for child rape, told him that she was in the hospital with her parents having a rapekit done, told him she was thirteen. You shoulda seen his face after I ran screaming I got ya man, I got ya. It was great.
JohnnyCoho
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Had a few in college but here's a good one for ya. (Ya need 3 way calling and a speaker phone to work and get full effect)
1st - Call a chinese food take-out to place an order to go.(1) Give em' a few items like Chicken Chow Mein & Shrimp Fried Rice from menu then ask if they can hold for a second because you have another call coming in)
2nd - Then while they're on hold call a second Chinese food take-out place (2) and as soon as they answer click back over and place on speaker phone for all to enjoy!!
Usually goes somthing like this;
1- "Yes, you want order to go"
2- "Ok, order to go. What you want?"
1- "You order Chicken Chow Mein & Shrimp Fried Rice"
2- "Ok Chicken Chow Mein & Shrimp Fried Rice,..what else?"
1- "What else you want?"
2- "I dunno you call me?"
1- "No, You call me!"
2- "NO! You just call place order to go!"
1- "Yes,... you want order to go!"
2- 'Who is this!! YOU CALL ME!!"
1- "This Red Dragon!! WHO THIS!!"
2- "Chinese Garden,..WHY YOU CALL ME!!"
...usually goes on and on at least till' they hear ya crackin' up in the background!!
NOTE; Best usually when drunk as well!! And it doesn't work with pizza places as they have caller ID...ooops
Here's another one:
Best one in College:
- Dorm rooms all had a phone right when ya walked in the door hanging on the wall.
1. Open door that isnt locked and take phone receiver then close door
2. Have one buddy sit on his ass and push against the bottom of the door with his feet & while he's doing that slide a few quarters up the door jamb as close to the door knob as you can get...real tight!!
3. Pull fire alarm (if ya got the balls) and leave!! Or just walk away if ya dont!!
4. They will not be able to open door or even turn knob if ya did it right (they'll need someone to apply the same amt of pressure you did to the door just to get the quarters out) and wont be able to call out either!!
Worked every time!!
1st - Call a chinese food take-out to place an order to go.(1) Give em' a few items like Chicken Chow Mein & Shrimp Fried Rice from menu then ask if they can hold for a second because you have another call coming in)
2nd - Then while they're on hold call a second Chinese food take-out place (2) and as soon as they answer click back over and place on speaker phone for all to enjoy!!
Usually goes somthing like this;
1- "Yes, you want order to go"
2- "Ok, order to go. What you want?"
1- "You order Chicken Chow Mein & Shrimp Fried Rice"
2- "Ok Chicken Chow Mein & Shrimp Fried Rice,..what else?"
1- "What else you want?"
2- "I dunno you call me?"
1- "No, You call me!"
2- "NO! You just call place order to go!"
1- "Yes,... you want order to go!"
2- 'Who is this!! YOU CALL ME!!"
1- "This Red Dragon!! WHO THIS!!"
2- "Chinese Garden,..WHY YOU CALL ME!!"
...usually goes on and on at least till' they hear ya crackin' up in the background!!
NOTE; Best usually when drunk as well!! And it doesn't work with pizza places as they have caller ID...ooops
Here's another one:
Best one in College: - Dorm rooms all had a phone right when ya walked in the door hanging on the wall.
1. Open door that isnt locked and take phone receiver then close door
2. Have one buddy sit on his ass and push against the bottom of the door with his feet & while he's doing that slide a few quarters up the door jamb as close to the door knob as you can get...real tight!!
3. Pull fire alarm (if ya got the balls) and leave!! Or just walk away if ya dont!!
4. They will not be able to open door or even turn knob if ya did it right (they'll need someone to apply the same amt of pressure you did to the door just to get the quarters out) and wont be able to call out either!!
Worked every time!!
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GoldenDelicious
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confirmedJay Cartwright said:
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BrothaBill
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Put some LSD in their coffee
Steve The Bluesman
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killz said:
This reminds me of a story I heard a couple of years ago. A couple of kids managed to tap into the frequency ofa Burger king drive-through - so when someone pulled up and ordered a quarter-pounder, they would respond with stuff like, "Are you sure you want a quarter-pounder, you look like a fatass."
I thought that was pretty good.
Bluesman
slat1
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I can't believe I am going to tell this one:
HANGING BRAIN
You unzip your pants and pull your balls out. You only tell one person at the party. Then you proceed to talk to all the stiffs at the party. No one will notice. We used to do this for hours at a time. You can actually wave your hands around and use pointed jestures towards your boys and people will not look down. They will maintain eye contact.
One of my buddies was laughing so hard for so long he started cramping up. He couldn't talk and was crying. People saying things like "OMG.. we need to call 911" which only made it worse because he laughed even harder.
Sadly, I have done this in bars too.
HANGING BRAIN
You unzip your pants and pull your balls out. You only tell one person at the party. Then you proceed to talk to all the stiffs at the party. No one will notice. We used to do this for hours at a time. You can actually wave your hands around and use pointed jestures towards your boys and people will not look down. They will maintain eye contact.
One of my buddies was laughing so hard for so long he started cramping up. He couldn't talk and was crying. People saying things like "OMG.. we need to call 911" which only made it worse because he laughed even harder.
Sadly, I have done this in bars too.
Griz1
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When you're in the shower with your wife/girlfriend/or whatever you fuck, while they're soaping thier hair, pee on their leg....
Take fibreglass insulation (the pink or yellow stuff), carefully unroll a roll of toilet paper and gently rub the fibreglass on the toilet paper. Roll the paper back up and put it in the washroom. Or just sprinkle with cayenne pepper (problem is it's red).
If the mark often mixes drinks of scotch and water, or rye and coke, or something with whiskey, just replace the whiskey with urine.
Smear feaces on the baking element on someone's oven....mmmm! Baked shit!
While having a pleasant conversation with a person, just unexpectadly wind up and kick them in the sack as hard as you can while laughing hysterically. Trust me it's funny! (not to confused with Chewy's sock and quarters trick!).
Take fibreglass insulation (the pink or yellow stuff), carefully unroll a roll of toilet paper and gently rub the fibreglass on the toilet paper. Roll the paper back up and put it in the washroom. Or just sprinkle with cayenne pepper (problem is it's red).
If the mark often mixes drinks of scotch and water, or rye and coke, or something with whiskey, just replace the whiskey with urine.
Smear feaces on the baking element on someone's oven....mmmm! Baked shit!
While having a pleasant conversation with a person, just unexpectadly wind up and kick them in the sack as hard as you can while laughing hysterically. Trust me it's funny! (not to confused with Chewy's sock and quarters trick!).
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