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....my day got off to a wonderful start..at the gym to meet a client at 6:00 am. She decides to call and inform me that she will not be able to make it at 6:30. Fine. I'll do some cardio, wait for about 5 minutes and then hop on a treadmill....speed will not hold above 7.8 mph and the motor smells hot. I get off. Go get on the elliptical cross trainer...havving a good w/o until the woman next to me decides to play dueling tv's. I have it on CMT - she puts it on soem slick back, laid back, southern shuck and jive religious program and turns the volume all the way up. My battery in my remote is burned out. So after 35 minutes of "Praise Jubus" I head to the shower where I find a 70 year ols man playing pull the winkie....in the middle of a changing room in front of a mirror.....
Day goes ok until about lunch - I had 6 calls to be returned at the lab because my "BOSS' has not the first clue. Think any one of the 6 are there??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Only one was important and he calls back at lunch while I am gone and says he is leaving the office in 5 minutes. At lunch I have 20 minutes to relax. Catch a little shut eye in the tanning bed.....only to discover that I forgot to turn the face tanner off and now I have a lobsteresque glow to my face.
Get a call from my wireless company. My service has been shut off. I was on the phone for an HOUR AND TWELVE minutes to discover that they did not receive my last payment. 15 minu tes laterI get my bank to fax a copy of the returned check to CINGULAR(IMBECILES).......6 hours later my service is STILL not on.
My reservations in New Orleans for JUlY got waxed because my idiot director did not place a credit card to hold the two rooms....that's kinda ok though because the new place is hella cool.
I go out and eat and get a medium rare steak brought out to me charred...not once but TWICE...manager is all like "Let me get the meal for you." I'm like - "no..... - take your ass to the kitchen and cook me a fucking medium rare steak." He informed me that he was the manager not the cook....."Oh - excuse the fuck outta me - I should have realized that by the fucking snazzy name tag that is pinned to your shirt."
I was asked to leave at that point.....
So - here I am stuffing my face with a Big Mac and fries and some Cheesy Poofs..........
Someone PUHLEASE shoot me..........
Day goes ok until about lunch - I had 6 calls to be returned at the lab because my "BOSS' has not the first clue. Think any one of the 6 are there??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Only one was important and he calls back at lunch while I am gone and says he is leaving the office in 5 minutes. At lunch I have 20 minutes to relax. Catch a little shut eye in the tanning bed.....only to discover that I forgot to turn the face tanner off and now I have a lobsteresque glow to my face.
Get a call from my wireless company. My service has been shut off. I was on the phone for an HOUR AND TWELVE minutes to discover that they did not receive my last payment. 15 minu tes laterI get my bank to fax a copy of the returned check to CINGULAR(IMBECILES).......6 hours later my service is STILL not on.
My reservations in New Orleans for JUlY got waxed because my idiot director did not place a credit card to hold the two rooms....that's kinda ok though because the new place is hella cool.
I go out and eat and get a medium rare steak brought out to me charred...not once but TWICE...manager is all like "Let me get the meal for you." I'm like - "no..... - take your ass to the kitchen and cook me a fucking medium rare steak." He informed me that he was the manager not the cook....."Oh - excuse the fuck outta me - I should have realized that by the fucking snazzy name tag that is pinned to your shirt."
I was asked to leave at that point.....
So - here I am stuffing my face with a Big Mac and fries and some Cheesy Poofs..........
Someone PUHLEASE shoot me..........
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crappy day huh
