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In 1994 a man tried to fight a bull from the back of a convertible Yugo. Luckily the bull didn't know it was a Yugo or he would have tossed the car. Instead the bull turned tail and ran, leaving the matador without a fight, but with a (somewhat) decent way to beat his own retreat from an arena full of disappointed fans.
In 1997 a matador attempted to fight a bull from a unicycle, which the fact he had never ridden one combined with the soft sand of the arena left him sitting like a blind duck as the bull charged and disposed of him. The next matador however, decided to try to one up the attempt and fight the same bull from a bicycle. The bull was unimpressed, twice tossing the man and bicycle over the wall within three minutes. Humiliated the matador returned and attempted to continue the fight... this time on a motorcycle. However, being both gas and brakes were hand controlled by seperate hands, the matador was unable to actually "fight" the bull as after the first time he attempted to whip his cape by the bull, he ran into the wall as he was holding the cape in the hand that operated the braking controls. The next half hour was spent by the matador zooming in and out and around a perfectly standing still bull. Until the bull finally had enough, measured the idiot, charged him, and blasted him to the ground.
(Though not a bullfight) In Edmonton, Canada. A popular game (stolen from the rodeo) is called cowboy poker. A table is set up in the middle of the arena and four cowboys are seated around the table. Instead of chips or money, they are gambling with their lives as the promoters find a particular nasty bull and let it loose in the arena. When the bull finally charges the table, the last cowboy sitting is the winner.
In 1997 a matador attempted to fight a bull from a unicycle, which the fact he had never ridden one combined with the soft sand of the arena left him sitting like a blind duck as the bull charged and disposed of him. The next matador however, decided to try to one up the attempt and fight the same bull from a bicycle. The bull was unimpressed, twice tossing the man and bicycle over the wall within three minutes. Humiliated the matador returned and attempted to continue the fight... this time on a motorcycle. However, being both gas and brakes were hand controlled by seperate hands, the matador was unable to actually "fight" the bull as after the first time he attempted to whip his cape by the bull, he ran into the wall as he was holding the cape in the hand that operated the braking controls. The next half hour was spent by the matador zooming in and out and around a perfectly standing still bull. Until the bull finally had enough, measured the idiot, charged him, and blasted him to the ground.
(Though not a bullfight) In Edmonton, Canada. A popular game (stolen from the rodeo) is called cowboy poker. A table is set up in the middle of the arena and four cowboys are seated around the table. Instead of chips or money, they are gambling with their lives as the promoters find a particular nasty bull and let it loose in the arena. When the bull finally charges the table, the last cowboy sitting is the winner.
