weiner wisdom

[Carmen]

i hope nobody notices that i just posted on another thread that although i'm over 30, i'm not easy at ALL, and then immediately posted a thread titled "wiener wisdom".

anyway.

here's some facts:

the typical young man spends up to 40% of his sleeping hours with an erection. its not all dirty dreams though, its his body's way of keeping his pecker healthy.

the average speed of ejaculation is about 28mph

the protein in a single ejaculation is roughly equal to a similar size portion of pork chop.
its atkins friendly.

most guys last 3-5 minutes when stimulated continuously. with proper control, like changing tempo, they can last as long as 40 minutes.

the average length of a flaccid penis is 3.5" and for an erect penis, its 5.1". the average girth, which is more important for a woman's pleasure, is 5".

in india, some hindu ascetics hang weights from their willies to stretch them to more than a foot in length.

 

[Smurfy]

more than a foot in length would do me no good. so Ill stay away from any hindu weenies.

 

[the-short-one]

You deserve Karma. It's so god to know that If I need extra protein, it's right there next to me at bedtime.

 

[Devastation]

What The?!!?

 

[Carmen]

more than a foot in length would do me no good. so Ill stay away from any hindu weenies.

(ewww).
lol
i don't think i've ever been offered a hinduweenie, but i know i don't want one.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

the average speed of ejaculation is about 28mph

Oh shit... wait til alien amp pharm sees this!

He'll be the first to test the theory

 

[Carmen]

What The?!!?

did i mention its the same color as eggnog?

 

[IvanOffelitch]

lol @ "weiners"

Don't hear that term very often

 

[Carmen]

Oh shit... wait til alien amp pharm sees this!

He'll be the first to test the theory

LOL... i would like to know how they figured that out.
i guess there's that machine that tells you how fast a ball was pitched in baseball.
or like, a radar gun.

 

[jerseyart]

Sugar

For a girl who isnt easy you seem to know a lot about a large numbers of weiners


hmmmm


By the way, how long did it take you to measure and test them all?

 

[jerkbox]

having a weiner over a foot long would be pretty cool.....do they work right after they stretch em?

 

[Carmen]

Sugar

For a girl who isnt easy you seem to know a lot about a large numbers of weiners


hmmmm


By the way, how long did it take you to measure and test them all?

eat me?
i got it from a very reliable sourse.
cosmopolitan magazine. they know a lot about wieners.

 

[Devastation]

did i mention its the same color as eggnog?

it's called #3

 

[Evil_Frisky]

LOL... i would like to know how they figured that out.
i guess there's that machine that tells you how fast a ball was pitched in baseball.
or like, a radar gun.

I'm sure some weirdo has calculation as to Z = X/Y etc etc...

It never feels like its cuming that fast

 

[jerseyart]

eat me?

How did you know girls begging would work with me

 

[Carmen]

I'm sure some weirdo has calculation as to Z = X/Y etc etc...

It never feels like its cuming that fast

you'd think anything hitting you at close range going that fast would make a dent.

 

[*MissFit*]

Stealing their protein, I'm sure they would agree best way to be woken up

 

[Lady Viking]

i got it from a very reliable sourse.
cosmopolitan magazine. they know a lot about wieners.

 

[ChefWide]

Girth, Chef Girth.


So sorry I have to run, Ms. Moneypenis, but I am off to upset a gang of Extremist Hindu Pencildicks that are befouling a host of Traffic Radar implacements all along the M1 with eggnog. They were discovered while trying to sleep at the local pub, near half of them seemed to be raising cane, so to speak... we will back them into a corner with hurling bite sized pieces of pork chop at them.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

the average speed of ejaculation is about 28mph

you'd think anything hitting you at close range going that fast would make a dent.

28 mile/hour (mph) = 41.0666667 foot/second

41 fps isn't very fast at all. just for a comparison, i have a Russian Makarov, it's a 9mm. a bullet fired from this gun travels at 951.4435696 fps, or 648.7115247 mile/hour (mph).

now, when you take trajectory path into question, this bullet traveling at 951 fps starts to drop rapidly after about 20 feet and begins to lose speed long before that. meaning, 20 feet past the tip of the barrel, the bullet is below the height of the barrel (a bullet starts off on a flat trajectory, rises up, then begins to drop). when you compare the speed a bullet travels at to the speed cum travels at, cum has a very low velocity and will lose the speed it's carrying with it a lot faster than a bullet considering it had so much less to begin with.

this bullet will penetrate the body for sure, and depending on where the person is hit, could pass completely through the body. it must be traveling at this extremely high rate of speed in order to do so though. plus the bullet is made of lead, which is a lot harder than cum. the bullet will mushroom if it hits bone, but skin/vital organs it will pass through. cum, as we all know, is a liquid. liquid dissipates when it hits a solid object.

does this shed any light on why a shot of cum at close range won't make a dent?

the average length of a flaccid penis is 3.5" and for an erect penis, its 5.1". the average girth, which is more important for a woman's pleasure, is 5".

i guess they didn't check the EF population. no one here has less than 7" in length and girth.

 

[Carmen]

28
does this shed any light on why a shot of cum at close range won't make a dent?
.

crak, if jizz was shot out as fast as a bullet, you'd be a lot less likely to find a girl who would swallow.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

crak, if jizz was shot out as fast as a bullet, you'd be a lot less likely to find a girl who would swallow.

duh

the reason i posted all that was because saying that a man shoots his wad at 28mph seems kinda fast. if you get hit by a car going 28mph, you're going to be moved whether you want to or not. it seems fast, but in reality for it's size, it's not.

plus i think i gave enough reason why it doens't "make a dent" whereas a car hitting you at that speed would.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I gotta make friends with some hindu ascetics then

 

[DEEZPAZ]

Looks like my new nickname has to change now!!
Hindu Ascetic would be a bad ass porn name!!!

 

[sawastea]

What The?!!?

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