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hehe in the fairness of being original(yeah right) here is volume 1 of milhouses weekly rant. This is not going to be a look inside my mind, nope thats too scary and sexual.
It is a bunch of mindless bitching and needless observations aorund the world according to Milhouse.
So here's the rant for Friday for the week of Sept 29-Oct 5,2001
Had a big week of major decisions....well tough life is not about what decisions but whether you have the balls to make em and act on them....I like to know what is going on in this current war on terrorism but is it a good idea for CNN to have their nose in it 24/7 cause I am sure Osama Bin Cocksuker watches CNN too...speaking of which it's not only time for the rest of us to make sure we take care of things at home by getting on with our lives...but we should also put humour back in...laughter heals more wounds then sorrow...so lets get back to doing what we do best...making fun of stupid people in this world...which reminds me...why do friends ask for advice only for them to say they are going to do this blah blah and then they do the opposite of their decision...everybody should heed this creed and I know I have lived it...."the definition of insanity is doing the same dumb fucking things over and over and expecting different results"...I hearby declare that anyone who says the word "recession" around me have their toungue cut off...and your balls are next if you gimme backtalk...no matter what thinking about how bad things may get economic wise its better to put that energy into fighting and solving it so long term we prosper....I will do my part...now get off your ass and do yours...gonna start a rebel movement on elite called the ERTYUIOPPSDGHFJGKMCVHDF and I am looking for sponsors and folloers as soon as I figure out what ERTYUIOPPSDGHFJGKMCVHDF stands for....long ass posts like this one are frigging annoying..does anyone actually read all this shit when it's long like this...racists unite...and non racists unite...and both groups shut the fuck up your all annoying....all groups of people in this world have good citezens and those who perpetuate their own stereotype...men and women listen!!! the opposite sex is not so much the problem as the idiots you choose to surround yourselves with...it's October already...2 and a half months till Christmas and Santa better bring me that lingerie model this year, I will accept a Real Doll though as consolation...watched a movie called "For the Love of the Game" last night...baseball and life have alot in common...and its true you may have a perfect game once in your life but its not worth it if you can't have someone to share it with...Thanksgiving in Canada this weekend...what do I have to be thankful for? Alot I would say even though it would take a book to put it all down...but basically enough common sense to know I would rather get busy living then get busy dying...a friend told me this past year that I was the kind of guy women would want to marry if I smartened up...when she says "women" does that mean I will be married many times though?...who knows and who cares...enough bitching for today....gotta get work done...take care...have a good weekend...be safe...and if you meet a cute llama..wear a rubber.
It is a bunch of mindless bitching and needless observations aorund the world according to Milhouse.
So here's the rant for Friday for the week of Sept 29-Oct 5,2001
Had a big week of major decisions....well tough life is not about what decisions but whether you have the balls to make em and act on them....I like to know what is going on in this current war on terrorism but is it a good idea for CNN to have their nose in it 24/7 cause I am sure Osama Bin Cocksuker watches CNN too...speaking of which it's not only time for the rest of us to make sure we take care of things at home by getting on with our lives...but we should also put humour back in...laughter heals more wounds then sorrow...so lets get back to doing what we do best...making fun of stupid people in this world...which reminds me...why do friends ask for advice only for them to say they are going to do this blah blah and then they do the opposite of their decision...everybody should heed this creed and I know I have lived it...."the definition of insanity is doing the same dumb fucking things over and over and expecting different results"...I hearby declare that anyone who says the word "recession" around me have their toungue cut off...and your balls are next if you gimme backtalk...no matter what thinking about how bad things may get economic wise its better to put that energy into fighting and solving it so long term we prosper....I will do my part...now get off your ass and do yours...gonna start a rebel movement on elite called the ERTYUIOPPSDGHFJGKMCVHDF and I am looking for sponsors and folloers as soon as I figure out what ERTYUIOPPSDGHFJGKMCVHDF stands for....long ass posts like this one are frigging annoying..does anyone actually read all this shit when it's long like this...racists unite...and non racists unite...and both groups shut the fuck up your all annoying....all groups of people in this world have good citezens and those who perpetuate their own stereotype...men and women listen!!! the opposite sex is not so much the problem as the idiots you choose to surround yourselves with...it's October already...2 and a half months till Christmas and Santa better bring me that lingerie model this year, I will accept a Real Doll though as consolation...watched a movie called "For the Love of the Game" last night...baseball and life have alot in common...and its true you may have a perfect game once in your life but its not worth it if you can't have someone to share it with...Thanksgiving in Canada this weekend...what do I have to be thankful for? Alot I would say even though it would take a book to put it all down...but basically enough common sense to know I would rather get busy living then get busy dying...a friend told me this past year that I was the kind of guy women would want to marry if I smartened up...when she says "women" does that mean I will be married many times though?...who knows and who cares...enough bitching for today....gotta get work done...take care...have a good weekend...be safe...and if you meet a cute llama..wear a rubber.
