We need more relationship problems threads...

[alien amp pharm]

so that I can give advice and wisdom to those in need.

If you are facing problems, tough decisions, or anything pretaining to a relationship and would like help. Post up so I can give you my expert advice.

Ready, go!

 

[Werd]

LOL Sorry but been busy with my kids + no internet access.

*sniff*

been forced to "tough it out" on my own. heheheheheee

 

[FreeballinDC]

OK, here goes.

After I threw the guy I was seeing out of my truck, I drove around town to cool off, then decided to go home without checking on him. I figured he did well enough without me before we met, he could do well enough without me after we break up.

I have called his number a couple of times to apologize, but have not gotten a return call.

Should I just go ahead and start fucking everything on two legs now, since it is obvious he doesn't give a shit?

 

[Werd]

Yes

 

[alien amp pharm]

OK, here goes.

After I threw the guy I was seeing out of my truck, I drove around town to cool off, then decided to go home without checking on him. I figured he did well enough without me before we met, he could do well enough without me after we break up.

I have called his number a couple of times to apologize, but have not gotten a return call.

Should I just go ahead and start fucking everything on two legs now, since it is obvious he doesn't give a shit?

Well it's obvious this relationship is threw.

Leave a note on his door telling him it was an accident, then move on.

 

[DIVISION]

OK, here goes.

After I threw the guy I was seeing out of my truck, I drove around town to cool off, then decided to go home without checking on him. I figured he did well enough without me before we met, he could do well enough without me after we break up.

I have called his number a couple of times to apologize, but have not gotten a return call.

Should I just go ahead and start fucking everything on two legs now, since it is obvious he doesn't give a shit?

Well, considering how you broke it off; it's probably best that you just move on. The chances of reconciliation after that are remote. You could try to be friends with the dude, but I'm not sure about the circumstances surrounding the break.

What happened?

DIV

 

[alien amp pharm]

Next...

Come on, I know there are relationship problems out there. Post up.

Bilestew, you and Chaos Mage still fighting? If so, post up and I can salvage the relationship.

 

[KillahBee]

My peepee is beginning to chafe due to the extreme abuse it takes thanks to Asian schoolgirl porn and ripe tomatoes. Thoughts?

 

[Y_lifter]

Obviously Free you feel bad about how you threw him to the curb literally, and
as such you should apologize if you haven't already done so via Voice message.

If you did, consider that part done and Move on

 

[DIVISION]

My peepee is beginning to chafe due to the extreme abuse it takes thanks to Asian schoolgirl porn and ripe tomatoes. Thoughts?

Once again back is the INCREDIBLE, RHYME ANIMAL, THE INCREDIBLE D!!!!!!

I think you need to keep an open mind and vary your reading material.

Personally, I find that pale women rock my nutz.....keep me swole....

Rose McGowan, Winona Ryder, Christina Ricci.......et.al

Feel me?

DIV

 

[alien amp pharm]

My peepee is beginning to chafe due to the extreme abuse it takes thanks to Asian schoolgirl porn and ripe tomatoes. Thoughts?

Have Becoming send you a video of him having sex with small barnyard animals. You won't feel like whacking off for months after that.

Either that, or it will have the opposite effect on you, like it did me.

 

[DIVISION]

Have Becoming send you a video of him having sex with small barnyard animals. You won't feel like whacking off for months after that.

I'm having lunch w/ Becoming soon up in Phoenix.

We're gonna discuss this barnyard fun and see what's poppin'.

If he indeed likes furry friends, I will have to beat it outta him.

DIV

 

[KillahBee]

Have Becoming send you a video of him having sex with small barnyard animals. You won't feel like whacking off for months after that.

Either that, or it will have the opposite effect on you, like it did me.

He moved on from making love to inanimate objects?

 

[alien amp pharm]

I will have to beat it outta him.

beat it outta him, or beat it with him?

You two have fun.

 

[bluepeter]

Oh yeah, we all need relationship advice from a complete and utter PUSSY like you.

 

[DIVISION]

beat it outta him, or beat it with him?

You two have fun.

Beat it outta him........don't get it twisted....

DIV

 

[alien amp pharm]

Oh yeah, we all need relationship advice from a complete and utter PUSSY like you.

I agree.

So post up your delima.

Your relationship guru,
Alien Amp Pharm

 

[DIVISION]

I agree.

So post up your delima.

Your relationship guru,
Alien Amp Pharm

You gonna let bluepeter diss you like that aap?

What's up?

DIV

 

[bluepeter]

I agree.

So post up your delima.

Your relationship guru,
Alien Amp Pharm

OK, so I got this girl that completely runs me and I keep going back to her cause I'm a total pussy. What should I do?

 

[alien amp pharm]

OK, so I got this girl that completely runs me and I keep going back to her cause I'm a total pussy. What should I do?

You probably just fell for games. You cared about her but she was too young. You prob. gave her one more chance to be certain she wasn't right for you. Then when she broke up over you drinking some, you moved on.

Next day she contated your friend asking if you were mad at her. He told you this, so you send her a note telling her not to speak to your friends, that it's over and to stay out of your life completely. You then call a blonde and now have a date for Friday.

You already did the right thing bro. I'm proud of you.

 

[DIVISION]

OK, so I got this girl that completely runs me and I keep going back to her cause I'm a total pussy. What should I do?

You're pussy whipped and you know it but don't want to do anything about it.

That's just bad......you have to want help to flip the script.

I think you have decisions to make......starting with changing your avatar.

DIV

 

[Carmen]

Have Becoming send you a video of him having sex with small barnyard animals. You won't feel like whacking off for months after that.

Either that, or it will have the opposite effect on you, like it did me.

i'll send you some of him.

 

[bluepeter]

You're pussy whipped and you know it but don't want to do anything about it.

That's just bad......you have to want help to flip the script.

I think you have decisions to make......starting with changing your avatar.

DIV

OK, Alien Amp Phart, there's some stellar advice for YOU........lol

As for changing my av, are you nuts? She's fucking hot.

 

[DIVISION]

OK, Alien Amp Phart, there's some stellar advice for YOU........lol

As for changing my av, are you nuts? She's fucking hot.

So you were giving me aap's relationship profile there?

In that case, I guess I pegged him exactly.

She's alright, just giving you shit, bro.

DIV

 

[alien amp pharm]

So you were giving me aap's relationship profile there?

In that case, I guess I pegged him exactly.

Yes, he was being sarcastic referring about my recent breakup and how I acted stupidly.

The bitch had the nerve to ask my friends how I felt. I told her to stay out of my life completely. I'm back to normal now.

 

[bluepeter]

So you were giving me aap's relationship profile there?

In that case, I guess I pegged him exactly.

She's alright, just giving you shit, bro.

DIV

Yeah, that was him, not me. I'd never crawl back to some chick like that

You did peg him well though..........lol

 

[DIVISION]

Yeah, that was him, not me. I'd never crawl back to some chick like that

You did peg him well though..........lol

Thanks.......

Alright, who's next?


DIV

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Yeah, my girl finally finished her period this morning, and we have not had vaginal sex since saturday, and I came inside her (she is on birth control as well), but some of it dripped out as she sat on my 500 thread count sheets, and I did not notice until she left for work... what should I do???

 

[FreeballinDC]

Yeah, my girl finally finished her period this morning, and we have not had vaginal sex since saturday, and I came inside her (she is on birth control as well), but some of it dripped out as she sat on my 500 thread count sheets, and I did not notice until she left for work... what should I do???

was it only cum that dripped out? if so, that stuff will come out in a good washing. If there was blood, then spray some Shout on the stain, and then use the soak cycle on your washer, the stain should come out relatively easy.

 

[awittyusername]

Yeah, my girl finally finished her period this morning, and we have not had vaginal sex since saturday, and I came inside her (she is on birth control as well), but some of it dripped out as she sat on my 500 thread count sheets, and I did not notice until she left for work... what should I do???

He won't have an answer to this one, bc he only dates virgins

 

[DIVISION]

Yeah, my girl finally finished her period this morning, and we have not had vaginal sex since saturday, and I came inside her (she is on birth control as well), but some of it dripped out as she sat on my 500 thread count sheets, and I did not notice until she left for work... what should I do???

I think you should dump her and move on.......there's no use in staying with her now that she's stained your sheets...

Have you moved all her stuff out yet?

DIV

 

[Deleted member 33117]

was it only cum that dripped out? if so, that stuff will come out in a good washing. If there was blood, then spray some Shout on the stain, and then use the soak cycle on your washer, the stain should come out relatively easy.

No just cum...she stopped bleeding. Besides it is a red sheet. I'm more concerned that she didn't swallow it. I prefer if my cum goes down one of her holes.

He won't have an answer to this one, bc he only dates virgins

Hmmm...good point.

 

[DIVISION]

No just cum...she stopped bleeding. Besides it is a red sheet. I'm more concerned that she didn't swallow it. I prefer if my cum goes down one of her holes.

Good point.

I figure this is something you should have worked out with your girl beforehand. Why did it have to come down to cum on the sheets?

DIV

 

[alien amp pharm]

He won't have an answer to this one, bc he only dates virgins

hahahahaha

 

[alien amp pharm]

Yeah, my girl finally finished her period this morning, and we have not had vaginal sex since saturday, and I came inside her (she is on birth control as well), but some of it dripped out as she sat on my 500 thread count sheets, and I did not notice until she left for work... what should I do???

Chop off your penis.

You'll never have to worry about cum on the sheets again.

 

[DIVISION]

Chop off your penis.

You'll never have to worry about cum on the sheets again.

That's a mean thing to say, aap...

Don't channel your frustration at BBF. He's a good bro.

DIV

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Chop off your penis.

You'll never have to worry about cum on the sheets again.

Just becuase you let some virgin emasculate you, doesn't mean the rest of us should cut ours off.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Just becuase you let some virgin emasculate you, doesn't mean the rest of us should cut ours off.

True.
My balls are growing back about as slow as a post Fonz 5 year continuous tren/deca cycle.

but they are growing back.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Bilestew, you and Chaos Mage still fighting?

This, like sex with real people, is none of your business.