A man and his wife were in a horse and buggy. The man told the horse "go horse, 1", the horse didn't move ... the man said "go horse, 2", the horse didn't move ... the man said, "go horse, 3" the horse still didn't move. The man pulled out a large hand gun and shot the horse in the head and killed it.
The wife said, "that was pretty harsh, don't you think?"
The man replied, "shut up, 1"