Waning Labels for 'Tards

[PlateheadJim]

ANOTHER BRIGHT IDEA FROM YOUR BUDDY, AND EVERY GIRLS FRIEND UNCLE PLATEHEAD!

Warning Labels for The Modern Age

WARNING

The following supersized Big Mac and Fries will result in you becoming a fat piece of shit that has to sue because you can't read a fucking nutrition chart. Please put the fucking crap down, step away, put your hands up in the air and ask for a grilled chicken with no mayo.

WARNING

Downing a whole bottle of Metabolife or any other EC combination could result in a premature end to your miserable life. However, if you want to drop 180lbs off your disgusting body overnight may you just take the whole bottle.

 

[bigguns7]

I love the first line in your sig. That is from Alec Baldwin in Malice and it was one of the better pieces of acting of his career.

 

[PlateheadJim]

Yeah, there's nothing like the God Complex line, talk about fucking poetry! You know... I am God though?

 

[toga22]

Uncle Platehead?!?

 

[PlateheadJim]

Uncle Platehead?!?

Yep, I'm that dirty uncle your mommy warned you to stay away from!