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Wake her or don't wake her

jerseyart

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Freaking test :worried:
 
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gonelifting said:
You can`t wake a dead person.

Don't freak me out man :worried:
 
It`s all sexy and stuff to talk about, but the reality of it is she`ll wanna Pee so badly when you do wake her and the five minutes she spends in the bathroom will kill the mood. It`s not like it happens in your fantasies gayboy.
 
gonelifting said:
It`s all sexy and stuff to talk about, but the reality of it is she`ll wanna Pee so badly when you do wake her and the five minutes she spends in the bathroom will kill the mood. It`s not like it happens in your fantasies gayboy.

lol.. don't forget morning breath.
 
Ulcaster: No bor, that's just too complicated to even seriously consider right now. She needs to get help for her, and then the future is whatever it will be
 
Sugarplum said:
lol.. don't forget morning breath.


I wasnt planning on being close enough to her mouth to smell her breathe :worried:
 
All the rest. She gets an hour. After that shes young enough not to need very much sleep
 
JerseyArt said:
I wasnt planning on being close enough to her mouth to smell her breathe :worried:

@ JA: Where are you balls at, nugga?

Shake the bitch.....Wake her UP, NOW!!! :redhot:

DO IT NOW!!!



DIV

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DIVISION said:
@ JA: Where are you balls at, nugga?

Shake the bitch.....Wake her UP, NOW!!! :redhot:

DO IT NOW!!!



DIV

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Bor its easy for you to say. I outweigh her by a lot, but I think she can outlift me

Im not scred, just prudently cautious
 
Robert Jan said:
my gf/bangbuddy discussed in the other thread always sets the alarm clock at 3 am so we can get another shag in during the night...

That's Why!!!

My boyfriend always sets the alarm clock for like 2 hours before we need to get up...

And I never knew why....until now.
 
JerseyArt said:
Bor its easy for you to say. I outweigh her by a lot, but I think she can outlift me

Im not scred, just prudently cautious

Buck up, nugga......

WAKE HER UP!


DIV

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awittyusername said:
If you got a girl, then I would say that you better wake her. It doesn't matter if your having sex or sleeping, because she is still on the clock.


LMFAO

Fucker ;)
 
awittyusername said:
If you got a girl, then I would say that you better wake her. It doesn't matter if your having sex or sleeping, because she is still on the clock.

^^^Great Advice, nugga.....

PROPS.




DIV

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Prettylittlepest said:
Yah wake her by sticking it in her mouth..


Have we dated before ;)
 
awittyusername said:
If you got a girl, then I would say that you better wake her. It doesn't matter if your having sex or sleeping, because she is still on the clock.


LOL... excellent..
 
DIVISION said:
S'about time you came out from hiding you lil' fuckface!!!!! :lmao:

I think you should do that to your GF, Perk....... ;)






DIV

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I sometimes smell her butt when she's sleeping. LOL

She's been this week at Spain and will be one more week there with her sister and two her soccer team-mates. :(
 
perkele said:
Smells goooood. :p Always makes me want anal, and that's something she don't like at all. FUCK!

PERK......I'm fucking dissapointed in you!!!! :redhot:

Is anal out of the question or will she do it at least once in awhile?

Are you sure it's not your technique that she doesn't like?

Please tell me you at least give her anal foreplay before you initiate penetration......



DIV

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DIVISION said:
PERK......I'm fucking dissapointed in you!!!! :redhot:

Is anal out of the question or will she do it at least once in awhile?

Are you sure it's not your technique that she doesn't like?

Please tell me you at least give her anal foreplay before you initiate penetration......



DIV

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I once ass fucked her when she was really drunk but when she's sober it's out of the question. "What's wrong with my pussy?", "Are you gay?", "That's too nasty?" .....
 
Prettylittlepest said:
Yah wake her by sticking it in her mouth..
wow
Hey, PLP wanna have a sleep over some time? ;) :blow:

Congrats Jersey on the new girl
 
perkele said:
I once ass fucked her when she was really drunk but when she's sober it's out of the question. "What's wrong with my pussy?", "Are you gay?", "That's too nasty?" .....




Go buy yourself a pair of balls and fuck her in the ass when she's sober.

Lay the law down and step up. :chomp:
 
'on the clock'

:lmao:

Total signature material....
 
Wake her or go to prison.
 
onebigab said:
Go buy yourself a pair of balls and fuck her in the ass when she's sober.

Lay the law down and step up. :chomp:

^^^that's what I say, nugga.......

But I can't do everything for PerkNugga.......he's gotta grab his nuts at some point and regulate his own relationship.

The best he can do is get a sniff of her ass when she's asleep. :rolleyes:

That's fucking horrible.......PERKNugga.....you've got some explainin' to do, sir.

Do you need me to have a sitdown talk with her to explain the upsides of anal?

Speak on it, PerkellaFella......




DIV

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DIVISION said:
^^^that's what I say, nugga.......

But I can't do everything for PerkNugga.......he's gotta grab his nuts at some point and regulate his own relationship.

The best he can do is get a sniff of her ass when she's asleep. :rolleyes:

That's fucking horrible.......PERKNugga.....you've got some explainin' to do, sir.

Do you need me to have a sitdown talk with her to explain the upsides of anal?

Speak on it, PerkellaFella......




DIV

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What the fuck can I do if she feels her asshole is only meant for pooping! Women's butthole is one of finest creations of God, and at the mo I'm banned from that playground.
 
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