when I graduated from college, they wanted us to fill out all of our accomplishments over those 4 years and then give them the name of your local paper and you address, so they could submit it and make you look special.
so I gave the address for the local paper near the school, I gave my home address as the local porn rental store, and then I said I was a level 5 magic player, the seventh ring grandmaster of the chess team, 2nd string cheerleader (we didn't have cheerleaders), and waterboy for the women's rugby team.
I had done so much...