Victorian guy...

[gymrat]

tell me a story.

 

[SofaGeorge]

Yeah... tell us about the rabbits.

 

[jesus 2]

in the beginning, one rabbit was made. the rabbit was lonely, so amputated his lucky foot and buried it in hopes of growing a fellow rabbit. oddly and surpisingly enough, the lucky foot grew into another rabbit. as a result of some inexplicable circumstance, the new rabbit had a few differences than the lone rabbit. because of this, the two rabbits made many more rabbits, without having to amputate their lucky feet. needless to say, the lone rabbit was no longer lonely.

this is also the story of why people have lucky rabbit feet today.

j2

 

[AMBB4L]

FUCK! I HATE QUOTES!! (I know, I'm quoting someone else's quotes, but it's okay when you're doing it to make a point)

peace is serenity; sought by all, found by none.

i pray to myself, of myself, for myself. you will, too.

lighthouses are more helpful than churches.
- benjamin franklin

man is quite insane. he wouldn't know how to create a maggot, and he creates gods by the dozen.
- michel de montaigne

if man had created man, he would be ashamed of his performance.
- mark twain

faith is not a function of stupidity but a frequent cause of it.
- wendy kaminer

the history of saints is mainly the history of insane people.
- benito mussolini

where knowledge ends, religion begins.
-benjamin disraeli

which is it, is man one of god's blunders or is god one of man's?
- friedrich nietzsche

 

[jesus 2]

FUCK! I HATE QUOTES!! (I know, I'm quoting someone else's quotes, but it's okay when you're doing it to make a point)

you are an egregiously licentious dolt and a nefarious, chromosome-deficient mutilation of decency. a curse upon thee, oh thou nauseating assault on the senses, for you will be trampled by a herd of bargain-hunting fat ladies at a summer sale.

 

[gymrat]

you are an egregiously licentious dolt and a nefarious, chromosome-deficient mutilation of decency. a curse upon thee, oh thou nauseating assault on the senses, for you will be trampled by a herd of bargain-hunting fat ladies at a summer sale.

werd

 

[Calypso]

jesus, didn't azazel ass rape you?

 

[jesus 2]

jesus, didn't azazel ass rape you?

who is azazel?

btw, i am not jesus. i am jesus 2. you may also call me j, 2, or j2.

 

[AAP]

I can't wait for the stories of:

Guy Had One Too Many Items in Express Lane

Nobby Has His Driver's License Renewed. (Cause VG doesn't drive)

Went On A Fox Hunt

VG Finds Queen Mums Black Teeth

Christmas Shopping At Harrods

Met A Russian Bride

Someone Smoked A Cigerette In The Gym

VG Meets John Rocker

 

[gymrat]

who is azazel?

btw, i am not jesus. i am jesus 2. you may also call me j, 2, or j2.

waht about
J to the two

 

[Jae]

bump for the greatest story teller around.

 

[AMBB4L]

you are an egregiously licentious dolt and a nefarious, chromosome-deficient mutilation of decency. a curse upon thee, oh thou nauseating assault on the senses, for you will be trampled by a herd of bargain-hunting fat ladies at a summer sale.

dumb. are you some high school kid with a thesaurus? Or are you a role playing "dolt" trying to be funny?

 

[jesus 2]

dumb. are you some high school kid with a thesaurus? Or are you a role playing "dolt" trying to be funny?

al contraire. however, you are a confoundedly promiscuous moron and a dastardly, blood freezing toll on the nerves of those with good taste and virtue.

 

[jesus 2]

waht about
J to the two

i do not mind that.

j to da 2