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Nathan
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I hate having the flu. Felt like fluids were gonna burst out of every last one of my orifices last night...and for the last few days. Normally that would turn me on, but it also makes me feel pretty shitty so no such luck this time. Had some good old fashioned sober fun last night, which as we all know, is basically not much fun at all (I'm only partially joking). Got my chest squeezed by some lady who I just smiled at since obviously I'm far better than she is on like every level imagineable. I got a pep talk in the bathroom from some drunken dude about how I should be picking up since I'm muscular - I didn't have the heart to tell him I had been pinching one off for the past 6 hours and was pretty fatigued at that point, so instead I told him I'd do my best. Also, I urinated beside some dude and a girl who were snorting coke off each other in the men's bathroom. That's right, most of my evening was spent in the men's bathroom. Then, I get back to my parents' place pretty early and at like 4 in the morning I hear screaming and crying two houses over. So, I look out the window to see what is going on. I see some dude stumble out of a garage with his pants off and some girl come out and start hitting him. Meanwhile, another girl is still in the garage crying about how "it was her fault since she led him on." I thought at that point I should mosy on over and see if any help was needed. As I'm going downstairs a couple minutes later I hear noises on the first floor and come across the guy who had had his pants off walking up my stairs. I escorted the gentlemen out who thought he was back in the house where the party was. I went over to see if everything was okay and I was told it was so there wasn't much to do. I recognized the alleged rapist as well since I used to know him when I was little. What a shit way that would be to ruin your life. Raping some girl because you are so drunk you have no idea what the fuck you are doing. He really didn't understand what was going at any point and more than likely had alcohol poisoning. Anyways, I returned home and spent another solid hour in the bathroom. Thank you for your time and have a happy new year.
