US uses Monkeys to clear mines!

[2Thick]

http://www.upi.com/view.cfm?StoryID=20030324-064259-1443r

"The weekly al-Usbu' al-Siyassi reported that Morocco offered the U.S. forces a large number of monkeys, some from Morocco's Atlas Mountains and others imported, to use them for detonating land mines planted by the Iraqis.

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[the nature boy]

no way. that[s gotta be totally bunk story. we'd never do that to monkeys. besides they're too smart.

 

[CanadianCripple]

I didn't see anywhere in that article "U.S. uses"?

 

[2Thick]

no way. that[s gotta be totally bunk story. we'd never do that to monkeys. besides they're too smart.

Yes, the military is too moral.

 

[Spruceman]

Yet another use for cats. Wrap them with metal foil and send them in to set off proximity mines. Or maybe parachute a couple thousand starving pitbulls pumped up with testosterone and amphetamines into Baghdad; and let them clear the streets by converting ragdadheads into dogshit.

 

[notoriousQQ]

comb the desert.

 

[TheProject]

no way. that[s gotta be totally bunk story. we'd never do that to monkeys. besides they're too smart.

I heard the bathroom monkeys got drafted for this. The nice part is, when they find the mines, they don't have to worry about the pesky disposal at the end of their useful life.

 

[the nature boy]

I heard the bathroom monkeys got drafted for this. The nice part is, when they find the mines, they don't have to worry about the pesky disposal at the end of their useful life.

monkey hate clean.

monkey hate mines.

 

[jwill3:16]

comb the desert.

We aint found shit!

Salute

 

[gsxr1000]

This is getting out of hand................first dolphins, now monkey's.


What the hell is next? Might as well send Ace Ventura into battle.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

I posted that days ago! Post Steal! I don't know what is worse, C-ditty trying to out wit me or 2thick following in my footsteps! That is part of a mods life!

http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=223173&highlight=dolphins+mines

 

[JohnyJuice]

Yet another use for cats. Wrap them with metal foil and send them in to set off proximity mines. Or maybe parachute a couple thousand starving pitbulls pumped up with testosterone and amphetamines into Baghdad; and let them clear the streets by converting ragdadheads into dogshit.

All excellent ideas. I friggin hate cats. I still think we should just load up some b-52s with sewage and garbage from our bases over there and fly over bagdhad and dump the shit out all over the city. Day in and day out, drop shit everywhere. If the filth alone doesnt bring everyone out of hiding, the ensuing plague would.