Update on BBF's dating life.

[Deleted member 33117]

Amber is still playing games, but she did ask how things went on Saturday night... and I told her we all had a good time.

... After our date on Saturday night Courtney called me abotu 2 pm on Sunday to invite me to a BBQ, but I was already in HOuston by then. Told her we could probably do something next weekend though.

Kristy and I have our first date tomarrow. Going to catch a movie.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Kristy and I have our first date tomarrow. Going to catch a movie.

PICS of this Kristy the Clown

 

[string_bean00]

Amber is still playing games...

All girls will always play games.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

PICS of this Kristy the Clown

Sorry can't put her face up here without asknig, and it is just Kristy, not Kristy the Clown.

I blocked out her face for now.

 

[jerseyart]

Sweet BBF

Have you measured her taint. For scientific purposes

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Sweet BBF

Have you measured her taint. For scientific purposes

No, but will get on that at the first oportunity. Remember, that while doing naturalistic observations the researcher must go unnoticed and never let their subjects be deserted by the collection of data. I'll work it into our research if said measurement can be obtained.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Throw a flash card....
Amber's the one with the dog's and is a bio major?
Might be moving soon? *fuzzy*

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Throw a flash card....
Amber's the one with the dog's and is a bio major?
Might be moving soon? *fuzzy*

Right, but its not bio, its bioenvironmental science.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Right, but its not bio, its bioenvironmental science.

Got it.
Does she know your seeing other people?
Is she the main one you want?
Is seeing other girls, to kill bordem, tag ass, or some kind of jealousy
manuvure?

 

[vinylgroover]

Has she tossed your salad yet?

 

[fistfullofsteel]

i hope you ate her out and i also hope she returned the favor.

The word of the day is reciprocating.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

and where the fuck are the nudies? let see some kitty pics. this board is going down the crapper

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Got it.
Does she know your seeing other people?
Is she the main one you want?
Is seeing other girls, to kill bordem, tag ass, or some kind of jealousy
manuvure.

She knows Courtney replaced her Saturday night for the double date she canceled on, but then tried to get back into later. Yes, I did want her, but if she is going to play games and can't figure out what she wants I am not giong to sit around and wait for her, and be in a committed/exclusive relationship with someone who isn't sure if they are even ready to "date anybody right now".

Right now I am just exploring my options. Kristy has alot of potential though. If Amber does not decide what she wants very soon and stop playing game, and Kristy proves to be all that she seems to be... then you know...

 

[jerseyart]

I've got to say BBF, Lestat is stealing your thunder bro. You may already have been dethroned.

The boy is banging these hotties one after the other. With you its all tease. I think I'm gonna hit it, but two hours later we read you bombed out again. WTF

No one ever gets slipped a hot beef injection in these relationships of yours, unless you have a bf on the side. This despite about 20,0000 penis pics

 

[Buddy_Christ]

BBF's "dating" life:

wake up, jerk off feverishly. post on EF.

hit the gym, check out naked dudes in the locker room, jerk off feverishly in the shower. come home and post on EF.

go to work. adjourn to the bathroom 2-3 times to jerk off feverishly. wipe hands off but do not wash them and be sure to touch co-workers.

go to the store/mall/wherever. start conversation with a chick. things start going well after a few minutes. she gives her name. he's thinking he's going to get a phone number, when a male "aquantaince" comes up to him, licks his ear, tells him how good he was, squeezes his ass, winks, waves limp wristed while walking away and saying "and baby, i've told you before and i'll tell you again, you've got a mouth like a Hoover!" Chick walks away disgusted.

goes home. either jerks off feverishly or calls a male "friend" for some "fun."

posts on EF about his "date" (talking to chick and getting her name, but then getting butt sex from a male friend seems to count).


i think i pretty much nailed it, right? i might have the gym and work times reversed, but it's so hard to keep up with you, and definetly no pun intended.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

i hope you ate her out and i also hope she returned the favor.

The word of the day is reciprocating.

Our first date is tomarrow. She does not seem like the type that will do anything on the first date. That is fine though... I am looking for a nice girl. LoL I can get laid without dating.

The other guy she was seeing for a couple of weeks her and he just agreed to not date, at least for a little while, as of this morning. I'm striking while the iron is still hot.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

I've got to say BBF, Lestat is stealing your thunder bro. You may already have been dethroned.

The boy is banging these hotties one after the other. With you its all tease. I think I'm gonna hit it, but two hours later we read you bombed out again. WTF

No one ever gets slipped a hot beef injection in these relationships of yours, unless you have a bf on the side. This despite about 20,0000 penis pics

Well, while I was hung up on Amber I was not out getting ass. I didn't say I haven't gotten any in the last few days (since she told me why she has been holding back), but I have friends who know her who read this board so...

 

[Deleted member 33117]

BBF's "dating" life:

wake up, jerk off feverishly. post on EF.

hit the gym, check out naked dudes in the locker room, jerk off feverishly in the shower. come home and post on EF.

go to work. adjourn to the bathroom 2-3 times to jerk off feverishly. wipe hands off but do not wash them and be sure to touch co-workers.

go to the store/mall/wherever. start conversation with a chick. things start going well after a few minutes. she gives her name. he's thinking he's going to get a phone number, when a male "aquantaince" comes up to him, licks his ear, tells him how good he was, squeezes his ass, winks, waves limp wristed while walking away and saying "and baby, i've told you before and i'll tell you again, you've got a mouth like a Hoover!" Chick walks away disgusted.

goes home. either jerks off feverishly or calls a male "friend" for some "fun."

posts on EF about his "date" (talking to chick and getting her name, but then getting butt sex from a male friend seems to count).


i think i pretty much nailed it, right? i might have the gym and work times reversed, but it's so hard to keep up with you, and definetly no pun intended.

Ok, I should be offended...but that was funny as hell. Where in the hell to you come up with this stuff? LMAO God I love this place sometimes.... I laughed so hard I almost pissed my pants when I read that.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

"date anybody right now"
[shrugs shoulders] damn, she dropped that on ya....

 

[Deleted member 33117]

"date anybody right now"
[shrugs shoulders] damn, she dropped that on ya....

Yeah, she realized she is still dealing with the emotions of breaking up with her finace 6 months ago (she told this same stuff to a female friend of mine and not just to me during "girl talk"). But she does not want to cut me loose...she flat out told me keeping me around as a good friend, and casually dating is a win/win situation for her in case she decides she is ready for a relationship a couple of months down the road. Ok fine, but I am not going to see her exclusively in that case. Plus she canceled on a double date with Colleen, Richard and I for saturday and then tried to get back into it after I replaced her, but told her I would feel like a dick if I canceled on Courtney like that since she seemed so excited about going. I told her I would if she asked me to though... but she said "no...I'll just find something to do at home alone...I need some time to think anyways..." instead she ended up going to visit her grandparents while they were at their lakehouse anyways (the reason she canceled originally). When she got home she asked if we had a good time and commented that she had a great weekend with them.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Got it all...
I hope the movie/date goes well with Kristy.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Got it all...
I hope the movie/date goes well with Kristy.

It should, she called me back last night just to "see what I was doing", before she went to bed.

 

[jh1]

Sweet BBF

Have you measured her taint. For scientific purposes

Woah.... Taint measuring and any related humor is copyright The Ejaculator 2004 Biatch...


So.. BBF... you got some results or what?

 

[Gambino]

You are Tyler Durden, a non-violent verison...btw, how come you never hit me back for k? Do I stink? Do my posts have zero postive factors? Are you one of them k elitist/aristocrats-fuks who won't give k unless a post is Nobel quality (mtsw,digger,gonelifting,etc)? What gives here mayn? I just want some k, shit I got some fresh burges I'll give you...

 

[sawastea]

how come you never hit me back for k? Do I stink? Do my posts have zero postive factors? Are you one of them k elitist/aristocrats-fuks who won't give k unless a post is Nobel quality (mtsw,digger,gonelifting,etc)? What gives here mayn? I just want some k, shit I got some fresh burges I'll give you...

Agreed.

 

[Gambino]

When I was in Argentina, I felt it was my time to experience another man's gentile touch...let's just say it was a experience I will never forget...

 

[sawastea]

I like little boys with big balls

WTF?

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

You are Tyler Durden, a non-violent verison...btw, how come you never hit me back for k? Do I stink? Do my posts have zero postive factors? Are you one of them k elitist/aristocrats-fuks who won't give k unless a post is Nobel quality (mtsw,digger,gonelifting,etc)? What gives here mayn? I just want some k, shit I got some fresh burges I'll give you...

bro, he is very much used to getting red. so when he sees an occasional green dot, he freezes. Like a deer in headlights, he isnot sure which way to run or what to do next. He is shitty when it comes to return...oh occasionally he slaps back, but mostly he just takes it. Try giving him red instead, chances are you will get a swift return on that shiot. Besides...WTF are you giving green to BBF for? good posts? pffft! Are you swapping all the male pics he has collected or sumpthin'?

 

[Deleted member 33117]

bro, he is very much used to getting red. so when he sees an occasional green dot, he freezes. Like a deer in headlights, he isnot sure which way to run or what to do next. He is shitty when it comes to return...oh occasionally he slaps back, but mostly he just takes it. Try giving him red instead, chances are you will get a swift return on that shiot. Besides...WTF are you giving green to BBF for? good posts? pffft! Are you swapping all the male pics he has collected or sumpthin'?

Actually despite all the shit he talks, Sh4dowF4lcon and I would probably get along when we have a Texas EF meetup.....












well until he sees me over talking to his wife and while snooping he hears her say, "You know BBF... things were going really good with Sh4dow until he got back on deca last month... and well... to be honest my needs are just not being meet. I've heard BBF does not have problems with deca dick though... is it true?" and I am like, "I don't know... you'll just have to find out won't you..."

 

[Gambino]

Actually despite all the shit he talks, Sh4dowF4lcon and I would probably get along when we have a Texas EF meetup.....












well until he sees me over talking to his wife and while snooping he hears her say, "You know BBF... things were going really good with Sh4dow until he got back on deca last month... and well... to be honest my needs are just not being meet. I've heard BBF does not have problems with deca dick though... is it true?" and I am like, "I don't know... you'll just have to find out won't you..."

scandalous...