*update* Ok gentlemen.. standards have dimished..

[Yarg!]

well you know that 6.5? i asked her out, she said yes- (ofcourse she would)...
operation fuck and chuck begins now.

 

[chewyxrage]

rofl


Give her the mighty shaft of yarg!

Punish that pussy

 

[hamstershaver]

smart man

 

[SoKlueles]

dont degrade yourself
hold out till u find someone u care about dang dont listen to these dudes

 

[hamstershaver]

dont spend too much $$$ on the date, your only mission is to hit the kitty

 

[chewyxrage]

dont degrade yourself
hold out till u find someone u care about dang dont listen to these dudes

How many people have you had sex with? He's had sex with ZERO. Let him have his fun, damn.

 

[SoKlueles]

dont spend too much $$$ on the date, your only mission is to hit the kitty

(*@*)

 

[Yarg!]

first shot is a movie. second one im gonna take her to dinner, on that date, the dessert menu will be MY SEED! muahahaha.

 

[Agathe]

Invite her for a slice of pizza and porn. Works everytime.

 

[hamstershaver]

first shot is a movie. second one im gonna take her to dinner, on that date, the dessert menu will be MY SEED! muahahaha.

wtf?? you need to hit it on the first date
also there is no need to feed her

 

[Rex]

I see your ability to spell has also been diminished with your standards. jk

My only advice now is to wrap it before you tap it.

 

[Yarg!]

yeah shes actually not that slutty. im gonna try the old approach of 2nd date fux0ring. or maybe i can convince her to give me a blow job under the dinner table, like in american wedding.

 

[hamstershaver]

yeah shes actually not that slutty. im gonna try the old approach of 2nd date fux0ring. or maybe i can convince her to give me a blow job under the dinner table, like in american wedding.

all women are easy

 

[Yarg!]

not all women are liek klu, orb.

 

[SoKlueles]

not all women are liek klu, orb.

omggggggg im not easy dang

 

[Yarg!]

im kidding, youre still my favorite action on the side. dont tell hammy tho .

 

[awittyusername]

all women are easy

Exactly.


Yarg. You made a good decision to listen to hammy and I. (and not the other Faigs who were telling you to not bang her)

Don't take her out and kiss her ass....Let her know you are a MAN, and you have NEEDS!

 

[Agathe]

If you wanna get into any womans pants you need to make her feel comfortable around you. Some take longer but it all depends how much game you got I guess.

 

[Delinquent]

That whole "the first time is the most important" shit is just that, shit. It's really no big deal in the grand scheme of things.

 

[seizer]

dont degrade yourself
hold out till u find someone u care about dang dont listen to these dudes

Yeah, and dont take girl advice from girls!!

 

[Agathe]

yea dude, first 5 minutes might feel weird but if you've masturbated enaugh you will last long enaugh just fine. After first couple of minutes you will start doing pornstar shit.

 

[Gambino]

He's had sex with ZERO. Let him have his fun, damn.

he's walking into this like a would be playa but he's gonna leave a bit humbled by his premature explosion

 

[chewyxrage]

he's walking into this like a would be playa but he's gonna leave a bit humbled by his premature explosion

lol

probably

it feels hella good.

I think I lasted 7 minutes, which I was proud of

 

[Gambino]

lol

probably

it feels hella good.

I think I lasted 7 minutes, which I was proud of

regardless, props to yargage

 

[Yarg!]

haha thanks. yea im not new to the dating game, ive had a few gfs before her, i just want to take this all the way since i wanna lose my purity before my 19th bday.

 

[n0th1ng]

You are doing the right thing.. You might as well get some ass before you ship out. Just make sure you don't knock her up..