Unluckiest guy in the world

[ttwha]

I thought I’d share this with you all as the you’re the only people in the world who know what I’m going through. After 8 months of work and family obligations that have stopped me from working out I finally got my shit together to start up again. Last Sunday I injected 1000mgs of test 600mgs of deca 400mgs boldenon + 50mg e/d of winny, I buy all my protein powers and meal replacements a head of time. I was aiming to eat no less than 400gms a day. Sunday night I pre-make them so I can just pop them in my bag for work the next day and I also take my ginger root with me to work. Monday morning comes and I feel GREAT, this is going to be the 1st day of the rest of my life. Monday afternoon comes and I feel sick as a dog, ttokyo cyp has claimed another victim with test flu! Then my stomach feels so big I’m starting to make one the pregnant girls at work jealous, myoplex toped up with two scoops of protein power have fucked up my stomach, by Wednesday I’m still trying to eat, but I have no appetite,
I can’t fart let alone shit, I’m majorly constipated. By Thursday I’m so full of access gas that I have to stop eating. I’ve been eating steak every day amongst other things plus the shakes and I can’t take a shit. I starting to feel as energetic as fat bastard from Austin powers. My right leg feel like I have a arrow in it so I can’t do legs, I tried to workout but felt as strong as pee wee Herman, the weekend comes and I get so desperate to take a shit I take a laxative and give birth to the mother of all logs, my girlfriend came face to face with it in the morning and is constantly ripping me about it (I just deny it was me) I still can’t shit right and I’m still gasy. Sunday I just about managed 4 meals I need to start the shakes again but I scared of landing back at square one. I can only hope that my stomach gets back to normal by the end of the week, I want to be ready for when the deca and boldenon kick in, I hope I get the hunger pangs from boldenon then maybe I can salvage this cycle

Pray for me

 

[jeep310]

Damn bro.....feel your pain......hope everything workout for ya.....keep us posted.

 

[muscleup]

Is your ass ok? hahaha hope everything gets better for ya bro.

 

[daveyboy]

There's nothing worse than being constipated. Maybe back off of the protein a little bit then ease your way back into it slowly to let your body get used to digesting that much. Try & eat some fruit (apples, oranges, etc) in the meantime & maybe drink a little apple juice as well to help keep you regular. Good luck bro! Hope you feel better.

 

[2bpro]

from the way it sounds , your not eating enough fiber. if that doesnt work, have your doctor wright you a prescription called
DOCUSATE SOD CAP (100MG2x daily) that will work.

 

[da big thinker]

bro,stick to whole foods and slowly start incorporating the protein powders into your diet...one myoplex and 2 scopps of protein will def fuck you up...GOOD LUCK...

 

[slin shady]

Welcome back to the wonderful world of bodybuilding

 

[J.Luv]

Fiber is your friend!

 

[Johnny V]

Up that fiber bro!

 

[South of the border]

You will get over it. Don't worry.

Like the other guys said up the fiber. This will greatly help.

As far as your flu - feel like shit experience, I think I know why this happened. You might have injected too much steroids in one day. If I read your post correctly, you have injected 2000mg on Sunday alone. Correct? That is too much in my opinion. I have done something similar in the past and got the same results: your immune system regresses and you feel like shit. Injecting such a big quantity in one day will shock your body and affect it negatively. This is especially true if you have been off for a while.

You probably won't have to abort your cycle altogether. The flu like symptoms won't last more than a few more days. You might want to inject less overall and distribute your injections into 3 days instead. Then increase gradually the dosage if you feel it is necessary.

Make sure you take a good multvitamin and mineral supplement as well as some EFA oil.

Good luck.

 

[chrisoh]

I haven't really done any test but isn't 1g at a time along with other stuff in the same day a lot?

 

[FirstTimeUser0001]

Maybe you should have slowly eased into this new routine... you cant go for months eating 2000 calories, 50G protien then BOOM, 5000 calories 400+G Protien. Also, get some fiber into your diet. Protien has never made me constipated, if anything it has done the EXACT opposite. Nobody ever said steroids made things simple, sure they swing levels in the body to a favorable state... but there is still a lot of hard work involved. It takes dedication, and yes, sometimes it isnt pleasant.

 

[DocTodd]

You might be able to get Docusate over the counter....it is also known as colace. Hopefully you dont need to go through the hassle of going to see your doc just to write a script for it. It is a stool softener used in patients with constipation. It is harmless even if you OD on it.....unlike milk of magnesia. You can also try some simethicone or Gas-X over the counter to help.

If you cant get them OTC, then email me....but i charge for the service.

T

 

[PopiChulo]

DAMN bro I hope everything comes out OK . Get it HAHA I kill myself

 

[bulkhead]

fiber

hit your local healthfood store for some psyllium husk ,its not very tasty but it is effective, good luck bro

 

[edII]

i'm with the other bro's on this post. start eating lots of fiber. i would start off the day with a bowl of grape nuts. also make sure your eating lots of dark green vegs. with your protein. good luck bro!

 

[gwl9dta4]

In my personal opinion you have jumped on too much juice too fast. And chaged your diet too radically too fast as well.

That is why i REALLY like the pyramid type cycles. There are so many processes in the body that are affected by steroid use that i have always felt it's a healthier method to use, and eliminates the type shock your body has to go through.

Same thing with the diet, it should be changed gradually, as this will allow your body to adjust and get better benefit from it. Also going into a new diet more slowly will make it a lot easier for you to stick with it.

Sincerely

gwl9dta4