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THE GREAT SATAN'S HEGEMONIC EXTRAVAGANZA
We will need new events.
1. Demolition Derby- Speed and wrecking vehicles, just as the Founders intended.
2. Eluding the Police- Another great American pastime.
3. Close Tactical Air Support- Teams strive to place a 1000 pound bomb as close to the bullseye as possible without causing friendly fire casualties.
4. Bar Brawling- Will appeal to all the English Speaking Peoples.
5. Binge Eating- An ogy of conspicuous consumption.
6. Drunken Shooting- Participants consume a six pack in 90 minutes, then head to the target range. Much more challenging(For participants personal survival) if belt fed machineguns are included, as well as rifles and pistols.
7. Any current Olympic event will be considered upon the inclusion of landmines, snipers and starved Pit Bulls to the sport.
8. Bald Faced Lying- An intellectual event. For fairness, no one who has ever campaigned for, or especially held, public office will be allowed to participate: Such people being considerd "Professionals".
9. Worst Personal Living Conditions- Examples seen on any episode of the TV program "Cops"; when police enter the domicile of a drunken malefactor.
10. Outrageaous Littering- Contestants strive to trandenscend merely being an annoying scofflaw to attain the level of environmental criminal.
We will need new events.
1. Demolition Derby- Speed and wrecking vehicles, just as the Founders intended.
2. Eluding the Police- Another great American pastime.
3. Close Tactical Air Support- Teams strive to place a 1000 pound bomb as close to the bullseye as possible without causing friendly fire casualties.
4. Bar Brawling- Will appeal to all the English Speaking Peoples.
5. Binge Eating- An ogy of conspicuous consumption.
6. Drunken Shooting- Participants consume a six pack in 90 minutes, then head to the target range. Much more challenging(For participants personal survival) if belt fed machineguns are included, as well as rifles and pistols.
7. Any current Olympic event will be considered upon the inclusion of landmines, snipers and starved Pit Bulls to the sport.
8. Bald Faced Lying- An intellectual event. For fairness, no one who has ever campaigned for, or especially held, public office will be allowed to participate: Such people being considerd "Professionals".
9. Worst Personal Living Conditions- Examples seen on any episode of the TV program "Cops"; when police enter the domicile of a drunken malefactor.
10. Outrageaous Littering- Contestants strive to trandenscend merely being an annoying scofflaw to attain the level of environmental criminal.