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GoldenDelicious

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so last night i worked at an underage party, and all i have to say is that young people today have it so easy sexually that it makes me want to cry. when *I* was in highschool, holding hands was a big deal (in teh beginning). todays kids...holy shit

like, youre standing there making sure everything is ok next to another of my buddies in our ridiculous black security tshirts, and 14 and 15 year old girls are trying to rub their boobs on you and grope you

in the beginning i just shuffled sideways or backturned, but after a bit you have to actually verbalize "dont do that." like youre their dad. some of the guys got hit up for straight sex by 15-16 year olds

it was horrific and hilarious at the same time - id be getting away from some particularly agressive one and id see one of my buddies doing the same, and the convo would be

"which one you running from?"
"the one in red!!"
"really? watch the little one with the fur, shes on a mission to get us thrown in jail!"
"yeah the one in red is going to grab your ass, and she has pointy fingers!"
"that little bitch. at least her fingers could be soft and warm, like your cellmates are gonna be!!"
"i got her number anyway. shes legal in...2012"
"2012!....early or late in the year?"
"early"
"hi5!!"

anyway i know BM is gonna go nuts at this but...i LOLed like a mofo ;)
 
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you know what would make this thread better??


pictures...?? no, i was referring to you deleting it
 
really? i always liked younger girls - where i was originally from, only younger girls were actually in shape - the rest let themselves go because there was no pressure to look good, cos there were too many guys and they could have a beergut and still have 8 guys chasing them. these days tho, im all over the place - most commonly the 21-25 age group seems to be the most eager to jump into bed - but the occasional 18 pops up now and again. sure the 20 somethings are (generally) smarter and have more to say, but if you get an 18 with a sense of humour its a lot of fun :)

preemptively, i know lots of people are going to be mad, but i think that, as a 29 year old guy with zero intent to get married in the next decade, taht its actually illegal to turn down 18 year olds hitting you up for sex. or a sin. or something. something BAD lol
 
You can easily get in trouble though without even knowing it. When I worked at the bar occasionally you would find a girl sneaking in with fake ID who was actually 15-16 and looked incredibly hot and much older. The poor guy who hooked up with that thinking she was at least 19+ might get in serious trouble.
 
GoldenDelicious said:
so last night i worked at an underage party, and all i have to say is that young people today have it so easy sexually that it makes me want to cry. when *I* was in highschool, holding hands was a big deal (in teh beginning). todays kids...holy shit

like, youre standing there making sure everything is ok next to another of my buddies in our ridiculous black security tshirts, and 14 and 15 year old girls are trying to rub their boobs on you and grope you

in the beginning i just shuffled sideways or backturned, but after a bit you have to actually verbalize "dont do that." like youre their dad. some of the guys got hit up for straight sex by 15-16 year olds

it was horrific and hilarious at the same time - id be getting away from some particularly agressive one and id see one of my buddies doing the same, and the convo would be

"which one you running from?"
"the one in red!!"
"really? watch the little one with the fur, shes on a mission to get us thrown in jail!"
"yeah the one in red is going to grab your ass, and she has pointy fingers!"
"that little bitch. at least her fingers could be soft and warm, like your cellmates are gonna be!!"
"i got her number anyway. shes legal in...2012"
"2012!....early or late in the year?"
"early"
"hi5!!"

anyway i know BM is gonna go nuts at this but...i LOLed like a mofo ;)
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hahha.. made me laugh and it's true, they even have house parties where swapping takes place..
 
GD, don't you in your heart of hearts miss the Wildebeast of the prairies where you used to live before moving to the big city?

I found those stories much more entertaining, how was that one where you fuxxered your leather loafers running on the beach??? lol
 
i have noticed the young hotties i knew from back in the day have seriously let themselves go. i really think the freshman 15 and the sophmore 30 is more like a law than a likelihood.

but i have to say i like hot older wimmenz.

GoldenDelicious said:
really? i always liked younger girls - where i was originally from, only younger girls were actually in shape - the rest let themselves go because there was no pressure to look good, cos there were too many guys and they could have a beergut and still have 8 guys chasing them. these days tho, im all over the place - most commonly the 21-25 age group seems to be the most eager to jump into bed - but the occasional 18 pops up now and again. sure the 20 somethings are (generally) smarter and have more to say, but if you get an 18 with a sense of humour its a lot of fun :)

preemptively, i know lots of people are going to be mad, but i think that, as a 29 year old guy with zero intent to get married in the next decade, taht its actually illegal to turn down 18 year olds hitting you up for sex. or a sin. or something. something BAD lol
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It is so fuckn hard to tell the ages now. One of my workout buds showed me this girl he hooks up with sometimes, she was hot, and just turned 15. (We are trainin him for a junior contest, he is 17) I personally like them older. But a nice 19yo nympho every now and then is also good.
 
GUARDIAN said:
please explain how they work.
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he proceeds, to great lenghts, to explain how we went out any particular night, looking really really REALLY :p good :p . In excruciating detail, we'll learn how he got his clothes on, his hair on, his tan on and his pump on.

He invariably makes it to a bar, with his chump pals and immediately notice that

a. All girls there are horrific
b. the only girl worth taking a look at is with a US marine

the girl will of course leave the marine to go groping at GD, despite his attempts to get the obnoxious beotch off him. The story will end up in a brawl, down under style, and GD will go back home, smelling of everything but vay jay jay.

in a nutshell, guy goes out looking good (did I mention, really really good) and come back home to play with his cocodrile dundee.
 
pintoca said:
he proceeds, to great lenghts, to explain how we went out any particular night, looking really really REALLY :p good :p . In excruciating detail, we'll learn how he got his clothes on, his hair on, his tan on and his pump on.

He invariably makes it to a bar, with his chump pals and immediately notice that

a. All girls there are horrific
b. the only girl worth taking a look at is with a US marine

the girl will of course leave the marine to go groping at GD, despite his attempts to get the obnoxious beotch off him. The story will end up in a brawl, down under style, and GD will go back home, smelling of everything but vay jay jay.

in a nutshell, guy goes out looking good (did I mention, really really good) and come back home to play with his cocodrile dundee.
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lmao
 
pintoca said:
he proceeds, to great lenghts, to explain how we went out any particular night, looking really really REALLY :p good :p . In excruciating detail, we'll learn how he got his clothes on, his hair on, his tan on and his pump on.

He invariably makes it to a bar, with his chump pals and immediately notice that

a. All girls there are horrific
b. the only girl worth taking a look at is with a US marine

the girl will of course leave the marine to go groping at GD, despite his attempts to get the obnoxious beotch off him. The story will end up in a brawl, down under style, and GD will go back home, smelling of everything but vay jay jay.

in a nutshell, guy goes out looking good (did I mention, really really good) and come back home to play with his cocodrile dundee.
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LOL you bastard! ;)

back in the day, yorue right - thats EXACTLY what used to happen! except taht the ones "worth looking at" werent really super stunning. i mean they were hot, but they were small town hot - not big city hot.

these days, i get a new girl every 2 weeks or so. the worst of them is really decent, and the best of them are fucking awesome. my latest one left my apartment 45 minutes ago, shes very cute :) pocket rocket too lol

anyway these days, the smileys are gone, and the stories mock how ridiculous the world around me is, because everything i ever dreamed of sexually, i have - and more. (except a bigger dick lol)

oh and i walk away from fights these days. now, i figure, if im going to hurt a guy, rather than knock out his teeth...im going to shag his sister. :) that kinda pain doesnt go away :)

calveless wonder said:
so which one did you fuck?
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one of the legal ones that i met working door at an overage club. there are usually 4-6 in the pipeline at any one time - too many, and its logistically impossible. any less, and you sometimes go sexless.

in 2 years, i daresay that i will have shagged several of the girls that were at that underage party - but not until theyre 18. im not going to jail thankyou (legal is 17, but 17s arent skanky enough yet - and skanks are AWESOME :p :p

GUARDIAN said:
i have noticed the young hotties i knew from back in the day have seriously let themselves go. i really think the freshman 15 and the sophmore 30 is more like a law than a likelihood.

but i have to say i like hot older wimmenz.
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different days, different lays. at 2am at the back of a nightclub...18-19yo girls. wednesday night, 8pm, cooking lamb and making a salad over some wine - 30yo

...or whoever call me first lol

SpyWizard said:
hahha.. made me laugh and it's true, they even have house parties where swapping takes place..
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SCANDALOUS!!

...that we arent invited!! lol
 
pintoca said:
GD, don't you in your heart of hearts miss the Wildebeast of the prairies where you used to live before moving to the big city?

I found those stories much more entertaining, how was that one where you fuxxered your leather loafers running on the beach??? lol
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you know, since coming here i actually developed a shoe fetish (i have 30 pairs of evening shoes ffs) and i dont iss those ones. my new ones are much nicer :)

...even without the water damage lol
 
Blame a lot of the unabashed and uninhibited behavior on technology. Lots of girls take pictures of themselves naked and then transmit to god knows who using a hardware device.
 
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