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UNDENIABLY The Most Thought provoking question of the day!

Paulo

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All other variables being the same,

How much wood, could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
 
I expected more from you Paulo...
 
Paulo said:
Straps, no
Earth Day, no
Material, cottonwood

If we are talking about the average adult male woodchuck, I'm going with an average of 5.7 cords then.
 
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

The answer to this age old question has perplexed people for eons.

Part of the reason the question is so difficult to answer is that the amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the seasons and with the metabolisms of any individual woodchuck.

Modern internet technology has advanced to the point that we can reliably monitor the amount a woodchuck chucks in real time.

The results of this monitoring are shown below. Please note that the numbers vary due to the dispositions of the woodchucks involved.

Attention: Woodchucks don't chuck unless you use Microsoft Internet Explorer as your browser.... Netscape scares them.

Average amount of wood a woodchuck would chuck in a given day 721
butt cords of wood.

Median amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck in a given hour 91
butt cords of wood.

Record high for woodchuck wood chucking of butt cords
was attained on 6-15-1996

(NOTE: the above tabulations take into account that woodchuks chuck no wood on
February second, in observance of ground hog day
 
It depends on how much the government will subsidize him for not chucking wood would be a more realistic answer.
 
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