U.F.O's

[PolishHammer1977]

I am curious to see what experiences you people have with unidentified flying objects.

Have fun

Hammer

 

[WODIN]

I've been abducted and analy probed about a dozen times. I was also forced to eat a nasty cowlip and ass soup. It was pure hell.

Why is that a civilization so advanced as to concure interstellar space travel has an ass fetish?

Whats the deal with the cow lips?

I want a cool tractor beam thingy!!!

 

[PolishHammer1977]

rofl @ you Wodin

From my extensive studies, the most U.F.O. sightings have been documented around areas containing abundances of nuclear energy. Test sites, storage warehouses....etc...etc....

 

[coldblue1955]

aliens do exist! I'm proof! lol.

 

[argent]

whats this about a cowlip?

 

[Testosterone boy]

I've been abducted and analy probed about a dozen times. I was also forced to eat a nasty cowlip and ass soup. It was pure hell.

Why is that a civilization so advanced as to concure interstellar space travel has an ass fetish?

Whats the deal with the cow lips?

I want a cool tractor beam thingy!!!

Anal probes are an excellent way to gather important medical data.



Just ask AAP.




Seriously....I heard that anal probes may be the wave of the future or something.

 

[spin721]

One time this big UFO came and picked up my double-wide and moved it!

Oh wait....that was just a tornado.

Never mind.

 

[coldblue1955]

the government has a cover-up. They may have a shack full of flyin' sausers.

 

[chesty]

I don't know, but one day I woke up and there was this thing called a wife next to me in bed. Had to exorcise that away. Almost worked now I just get hauntings once a month.

 

[WalkingBeast]

whats this about a cowlip?

Is that the same as a camel toe? Ive abducted people in my black van. Some would describe me as an unidentified flying object as I launch myself towards them and snatch up thier kiddies.

 

[danielson]

china has recently had a huge increase in UFO sightings....co-inciding with there technological advances

 

[F117A Active Stealth]

Aliens don't exist...