Two colors that go great together

[Nathan]

A vibrant shade of orange and manure brown. Whenever I see those two colors chumming it up side-by-side, I always feel the almost uncontrollable urge to don a cape, some spectacles and spend the day masturbating in public places, such as libraries and elementary school classrooms. What I would really love to do, though, is create a purely orange and manure brown puppet set, then put on puppet shows for children ranging in age from 1 to 6 years old. The puppet characters would be fashioned from my genitals, each character wearing a different orange and manure brown costume. Children would come from miles around to see my show, and they'd request to have their pictures taken with the puppet characters. Obviously though, they'd have to have their picture taken with one character at a time since I only have one set of genitalia and so can only dress up one character at a time. I'm going to need more inappropriate bodyparts to use.

 

[PatsFan34]

I was gonna say yellow and brown, like the dudes shirt from Peanuts!!!

 

[jerkbox]

you could use your balloon knot to create some kind of all consuming giant sphincter monster puppet....and the kids could feed it things

 

[MarthaStewart]

LMAO

oh shit - no joke - my high school colors were mud brown and bright bright orange.

we looked like the Browns and all the uniforms looked like ass because of that.

 

[Nathan]

you could use your balloon knot to create some kind of all consuming giant sphincter monster puppet....and the kids could feed it things

I could get in trouble for something like that. I'm trying to stay away from having the children touch me in inappropriate places. Sicko. Were it up to you, you'd probably organize some sort of bodily fluid exchange program with the poor, unsuspecting kids.

 

[Nathan]

I'm so vain I think this thread is about me.....

Puppets scare the shit outta me! When I was a kid my best pals brother was into puppets.The kind you sit on your lap and move the body parts while you have your hand stuffed up it's ass.

Anyhoo... We snuck into his room once. His cat climbed into one of his puppets to sleep. We must have scared the sleeping cat awake to have it start moving the puppets body parts.We saw the damn puppet move his head and the eyes were moving all freaky like too. We froze in fear til we saw the cat!

Still haunts me...

You should definitely start mutilating small mammals. You'd feel much better.

 

[vixenbabe]

I'm so vain I think this thread is about me.....

Puppets scare the shit outta me! When I was a kid my best pals brother was into puppets.The kind you sit on your lap and move the body parts while you have your hand stuffed up it's ass.

Anyhoo... We snuck into his room once. His cat climbed into one of his puppets to sleep. We must have scared the sleeping cat awake to have it start moving the puppets body parts.We saw the damn puppet move his head and the eyes were moving all freaky like too. We froze in fear til we saw the cat!

Still haunts me...

 

[vixenbabe]

You should definitely start mutilating small mammals. You'd feel much better.

Don't make me tell you about the time w/ the tennis racket and the bat who flew into my house....

 

[Nathan]

Don't make me tell you about the time w/ the tennis racket and the bat who flew into my house....

That sounds familiar for some reason. Were you wearing a tiara at all when this story unfolded?

 

[john937]

My Doctor painted his waiting room Dark Purple and Lime Green.

 

[Nathan]

My Doctor painted his waiting room Dark Purple and Lime Green.

Suck that guy's cock when you see him next. He deserves it.

 

[Nathan]

The last time I thought about a " tiara" and a" tennis racket" in the same sentence, was when Billie Jean King kicked Bobby's ass in a doubles match!

I do, however, love my diamond encrusted magic wand to cast spells! Call me Glenda!

Sure thing, Glenda.

 

[vixenbabe]

That sounds familiar for some reason. Were you wearing a tiara at all when this story unfolded?

The last time I thought about a " tiara" and a" tennis racket" in the same sentence, was when Billie Jean King kicked Bobby's ass in a doubles match!

I do, however, love my diamond encrusted magic wand to cast spells! Call me Glenda!

 

[SV2]

flesh and blood look great together...