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Turned 40 today IT SUX!!!!!

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curling

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MAn, I have dreaded this day for 30 years(that is when I thought man I is going to suck to be 40 and use to think that was when you were old) and NOW it is HERE!

I wonder what I should do to stay younger vette porshe another chopper or a prepaid cemetary lot. Ah life begins at 40 I tihink it is just the opposite I am on the slow train to the grave yard.
 
I turn 28 tommorrow.
I think if I can just manage to keep from going bald by the time I'm 40, I'll be happy.
 
Oh yeah, Happy Birthday....EF wouldn't be the same without you.
(draw your own conclusions folks)
 
age is just a number on the calender..............the older i get, the more mature and self confident i get, the BETTER i get.
 
Curling don't listen to rnch

It's over. You are done and just waitin' to die.
 
"Growing Old may suck, but Death doesn't put out at all."
 
I like getting older. The people I know just keep going downhill and I keep getting better, not that I relish that fact but it`s a little payback for "why are you always eating like that/working out?"

Happy Birthday old man. I`ll be 36 in 2 months.
 
gonelifting said:
I like getting older. The people I know just keep going downhill and I keep getting better, not that I relish that fact but it`s a little payback for "why are you always eating like that/working out?"

Happy Birthday old man. I`ll be 36 in 2 months.
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Do you really think I am old? Man, I am bummed out. I mean just two years ago I would ride around the mall with my tunes blaring. I mean if I do that now it is going to look weird. I can here the kids saying now, "hey, look at that geezer trying to look cool by cranking "Pretty Fly for a White Guy"
 
gonelifting said:
I like getting older. The people I know just keep going downhill and I keep getting better, not that I relish that fact but it`s a little payback for "why are you always eating like that/working out?"

Happy Birthday old man. I`ll be 36 in 2 months.
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well said!! all thru college and my 20's, because of a receeding hairline and never having thin hips and a 31 inch waist line, my "friends" would give me grief about looking older than they did.

how the tide has turned!! 99% of them are married, sagging, gaining weight, developing gray hair, not exercising, not controlling their diet and look older than i do now. it's amazing how many former pretty boys (and gals) age quickly and badly once they hit a certain point in the maturity cycle. ever notice once a pretty person looses their looks how bad their personality is??

as i said above, age is just a number.......when it happens, i'm looking forward to hittting 50 and throwing it up to all my fat, sagging slowing moving friends. thanks to exercise and diets and suppliments i'll make them ALL look and feel bad.
 
superqt4u2nv said:
Happy B-Day Curling! :bday: :arty:

Don't listen to Woodin he is just bitter because he is turning 101 this year. :qt:
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I'm going to be Eleventy eleven hundred.

Trust me Curling... DEAD MAN WALKING!!!!
 
WODIN said:
I'm going to be Eleventy eleven hundred.
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My bad Grandpa
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No Curling 40 is NOT old at all, unless you feel old...
 
superqt4u2nv said:
My bad Grandpa
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Curling they are all lying to you man. I bet you woke up this morning with your nuts shriveled up raisins and saggy old man ass.
 
I'll hit the big 4-0 later this year. By that time I expect to be in the best shape of my life. and loving life.
 
I once had a college roommate who told me that every year you get another wrinkle on your penis. Have you counted them lately? (WARNING: THIS TEST DOES NOT WORK WHEN AROUSED)
 
happy birthday.

FYI Jesus only made it to 33.
 
happy Bday curling :)

since its your birthday, i wont even remind you of the guy your daughter is going to have sex with while youre drunk at your party :p

lol but seriously, people age differently depending on how they treat themselves...just think...brad pitt is 40 or something so its not a bad thing. exfoliate, tone, and moisturise ;)
 
Flipping over 40 on the human odometer is a great thing! I'm turning 47 shortly and wouldn't trade now for any time in my 20s and 30s.

Happy Birthday.
 
40, let's take an inventory.

What's in your medicine cabinet? Viagra, Levitra, all sorts of allergy medicine, hair color for men (unless you are going bald, then you better shave all that shit off), nose and ear hair trimmers, aspirin for heart therapy, Metamucil, prostate medication (God knows you can't piss a steady stream right now).

Not in your cabinet, but they better be in your dresser: tighty whities, to keep your saggy daddy balls from dragging on the ground.

Cialis: the old man's version of Extacy.
 
curling said:
How old are you mch? And why the hell do you want to turn 50? are you nuts?
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older than you, younger than wodin (but who here isn't!) ;)

i was in poor health as a kid (ashma, allergies, rhumatic fever) and SO accident prone, always being in the wrong place at the wrong time, my family thought i would never make it age 30 or beyond. living to a ripe, healty, attractive old age is my way of proving 'em all wrong about me.

anyway, happy birthday.
 
as alan jackson says:

i don't care how old i get. As long as i'm doing the same stuff as i was doing younger. Might take me longer now, but that's all that matters.

When you start acting old -- you're "old".
 
He's too busy tripping over his nut sack....those things hang pretty low after 40.
 
I feel the same way but I am only 28, LOL.... Happy b-day bro! :bday:
 
curling said:
MAn, I have dreaded this day for 30 years(that is when I thought man I is going to suck to be 40 and use to think that was when you were old) and NOW it is HERE!

I wonder what I should do to stay younger vette porshe another chopper or a prepaid cemetary lot. Ah life begins at 40 I tihink it is just the opposite I am on the slow train to the grave yard.
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Could be worse you could be 40 unemployed and homeless. Besides another chopper and you could be on the fast road to the cemetary :evil:

And happy birthday.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
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Razorguns said:
as alan jackson says:


When you start acting old -- you're "old".
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Well then I don't need to worry. I mean I still like revving my pipes by old people and young girls to watch them jump. Plus I still crank marinas in my boat playing House of Pain's "Jump Around" so we all jump around in the boat. Now that isn't normal for a 40 year old is it?
 
Scotsman said:
Could be worse you could be 40 unemployed and homeless. Besides another chopper and you could be on the fast road to the cemetary :evil:

And happy birthday.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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I like living dangerously. I don't want to live in a nursing home being a financial burden on my kids. So when I get in my 70s I am going to start parachooting and I will pack my own chute. :D
 
curling said:
I like living dangerously. I don't want to live in a nursing home being a financial burden on my kids. So when I get in my 70s I am going to start parachooting and I will pack my own chute. :D
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Naw, tell your kids about your life insurance policy and let them pack the shoot.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
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