"Turbo Code" to speed up the boards?

[Radical Ice]

When I signed up for Platinum, the sales letter said I'd recieve a Turbo Code....

"Turbo Code -- this makes the boards run 50% faster -- just for Platinum Members. "

I haven't recieved it yet and wondered if anyone knows if it still available... no response yet from Elite, but it's not that big of a deal.
THANKS

 

[BigBazooka]

I got one when I joined platinum.

The code was: "I s uc kcoc kfor ka rm a".

 

[Radical Ice]

BTW, what is KARMA? I've seen that mentioned a few times as well... I did a search and it's popped up many times, but no explanation...

 

[gsxr1000]

BTW, what is KARMA? I've seen that mentioned a few times as well... I did a search and it's popped up many times, but no explanation...

kar·ma ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kärm)
n.
Hinduism & Buddhism. The total effect of a person's actions and conduct during the successive phases of the person's existence, regarded as determining the person's destiny.

Fate; destiny.

Informal. A distinctive aura, atmosphere, or feeling: There's bad karma around the house today.

 

[Warik]

I hit "Submit Reply" for this message about 5 minutes ago.

-Warik

 

[saint808]

50 times faster is still as slow as old people fucking i guess.

 

[HappyScrappy]

Turbo Code is a brilliant concept. They add on a turbo module to the server - it is connected to the outgoing packet stream via a special connection to the ethernet card.
In then collects some of those outgoing packets (the packets that would normally being going to those poor non-plat slobs) and then it forces them all into a special chamber. Here, in that chamber, via an intercooler, the code is compressed down to a much smaller and efficient packet (everyone knows that a cold circuit is a more efficient one due to lowered resistance).
then it uses the force of that incoming stream to turn a turbine chip that forces out the colder, compressed packets through the ethernet card out to the platinum members.

That is how we get such fast downloads.

Granted, there is a bit of a turbo lag if there aren't enough non-plat members on, but once they build up and post enough to get the outflow of packets going, then man we get really cranking.

Unfortunately, due to this lag and then the sudden and extreme high output, we also occasionally get torque steer and the site accidentally redirects us off to other sites, like massquantities and anabolicfitness.

 

[GinNJuice]

LOL @ Happy

Good one!

 

[WODIN]

LOL @ HS...

 

[PoyeBoy]

what the frig HS

You should see my intracooler, its huge, it has blue florescent cooling lights

 

[GinNJuice]

LOL @ HS...

Stop copying me old man.

 

[Y_lifter]

I may be slower NON Turbo, but I gaurantee I will probably pull up right beside you at the next Router...

 

[HappyScrappy]

I'll only really be impressed when they get a supercharger on this thing.
I heard talk that they might go to NO2, but they ruled it out due to being "far too ricey"

 

[big4life]

When I signed up for Platinum, the sales letter said I'd recieve a Turbo Code....

"Turbo Code -- this makes the boards run 50% faster -- just for Platinum Members. "

I haven't recieved it yet and wondered if anyone knows if it still available... no response yet from Elite, but it's not that big of a deal.
THANKS

And you fell for that?



Next you will tell me they said you would have room for 1,000 PM's in your PM box.

I had to do it since the project hasn't posted yet.

 

[TheProject]

Re: Re: "Turbo Code" to speed up the boards?

And you fell for that?



Next you will tell me they said you would have room for 1,000 PM's in your PM box.

I had to do it since the project hasn't posted yet.

Good work, biggie.

 

[TheProject]

Maybe they should use Turbo Teen instead of Turbo Code...

 

[Canuck4]

Maybe we should use the Nitrous oxide code instead.