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kbrkbr

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I tried posting this in the diet section, but didn't get many responses.

How many of you guys drink tuna shakes? Tweakle turned me onto the idea, and though it sounds convenient, I'm having trouble wrapping my brain around it. I keep seeing Dan Akroyd in the Bass-0-Matic Saturday Night Live skit in which he drops whole fish into a blender and grinds them up before drinking them. lol

Still, I'm having a hard time getting down meat these days, and tuna shakes could be the answer. If I don't gag. Does anyone use meats besides tuna? Couldn't you just as well throw in chicken breasts or lean ground beef?

I gave up my blender for shaker cups years ago, but might have to invest in one. Help me out with opinions bros.
 
THE BASSOMATIC, It slices, it dices, there is nothing the bass o matic can't do!

I tried it once man, and the smell alone told me I was in trouble but I took a big gulp and had it shoot right back up, half of it out my frigin nose. Let me tell you, I was blowing tuna chunks out of my nose for about 3 days and EVERYTHING stunk. I put tuna, protein powder, flax oil, and my multi in it, and it tasted like the north end of a south bound mule. :spit:
 
kbrkbr said:
I tried posting this in the diet section, but didn't get many responses.

How many of you guys drink tuna shakes? Tweakle turned me onto the idea, and though it sounds convenient, I'm having trouble wrapping my brain around it. I keep seeing Dan Akroyd in the Bass-0-Matic Saturday Night Live skit in which he drops whole fish into a blender and grinds them up before drinking them. lol

Still, I'm having a hard time getting down meat these days, and tuna shakes could be the answer. If I don't gag. Does anyone use meats besides tuna? Couldn't you just as well throw in chicken breasts or lean ground beef?

I gave up my blender for shaker cups years ago, but might have to invest in one. Help me out with opinions bros.
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Broham, I can hook you up. First get the blender. Secondly tuna shakes rule. Add soy sauce, peanut butter, pineapple juice and rice milk. Fuckin' awesome. Also you can use chix as well but it must be cooked to hell so that it falls apart.

PM me with any other food or diet ?????'s
 
chefbone said:
Broham, I can hook you up. First get the blender. Secondly tuna shakes rule. Add soy sauce, peanut butter, pineapple juice and rice milk. Fuckin' awesome. Also you can use chix as well but it must be cooked to hell so that it falls apart.

PM me with any other food or diet ?????'s
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Man does that really taste good? I can usually eat almost anything but broccoli or cauliflower (SICK!) but man, that sounds strange. What is the predominate taste with all that stuff in there? Can't polish a turd I always say. LOL

Hey, I have to ask, what is a "broham"?
 
chefbone said:
Broham, I can hook you up. First get the blender. Secondly tuna shakes rule. Add soy sauce, peanut butter, pineapple juice and rice milk. Fuckin' awesome. Also you can use chix as well but it must be cooked to hell so that it falls apart.

PM me with any other food or diet ?????'s
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I'm not going to say you are wrong, cause i've never tried it, but that sounds fucking revolting. Jesus, its amazing the things we do to look good.
 
well we are having a cook out for the fourth ( me and some of my brothers) and since a good bit of use are bulking or cutting the unique diet for today has caused us to buy a LOT of tuna steaks and salmon for the grill. But im gonna tell them to just toss the tuna steaks in the blender...i wont drink the stuff but they can :)
 
alpha22 said:
well we are having a cook out for the fourth ( me and some of my brothers) and since a good bit of use are bulking or cutting the unique diet for today has caused us to buy a LOT of tuna steaks and salmon for the grill. But im gonna tell them to just toss the tuna steaks in the blender...i wont drink the stuff but they can :)
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I won't blend raw tuna, I would chop it up and make "tartare". But the tuna shakes rule, man. The pineapple juice and rice milk combined give the shake a sweet, creamy flavor. The peanut butter gives it body and the soy sauce just to enhance the pineapple juice. Try it!!!!
 
the trick is to blend those suckers up so fine that there's no chunks of anything floating around in there.. and add just enough water so that you can chug it down before your taste buds catch onto what you're doing

avoid adding spinnach, broccoli or cauliflower to it.. carrots, tomatoes, peppers and celery all work to make it taste like cold fish soup (which isnt such a terrible thing). I think a dude on MMS makes his with sugar free apple juice, but I prefer to use them as a way to get my veggies and my fish in one easy hit
 
Reading this just gave me the willies and sent shivers down my spine.

Tuna shakes??? :worried:

Egads that's some hard-core chit.

I think I'll stick with my tuna salad sammiches (on whole wheat of course) :chomp:
 
IvanOffelitch said:
Reading this just gave me the willies and sent shivers down my spine.

Tuna shakes??? :worried:

Egads that's some hard-core chit.

I think I'll stick with my tuna salad sammiches (on whole wheat of course) :chomp:
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Dude, it's not that bad. The recipe I mentioned above is almost like the same thing you would order at a Thai restaurant it's just put together differently. It's for function, not enjoyment.
 
<<I have posted abou this before.

I sometimes chug down a tuan shake with maple syrup as a post workout shake.
NOW THAT IS SICK.

I feel like magots, and earthworms on fearfactor are underrated. Let them try tuna!
 
PolfaJelfa said:
<<I have posted abou this before.

I sometimes chug down a tuan shake with maple syrup as a post workout shake.
NOW THAT IS SICK.

I feel like magots, and earthworms on fearfactor are underrated. Let them try tuna!
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Maple syrup, that's fuckin' tight broham!!!! I'll try that when I get back from the gym.
Leaving now.
 
PolfaJelfa said:
<<I have posted abou this before.

I sometimes chug down a tuan shake with maple syrup as a post workout shake.
NOW THAT IS SICK.

I feel like magots, and earthworms on fearfactor are underrated. Let them try tuna!
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Ugg Tuna shakes, you would have to bring that up again. You sick bastard, LOL :worried:
 
i guess i am not as hardcore as i thought lol.... just the thought makes me want to gag.. more power to ya if you can stomach that. ill keep my tuna where it belongs, in between toasted wheat bread :p
 
PolfaJelfa said:
<<I have posted abou this before.

I sometimes chug down a tuan shake with maple syrup as a post workout shake.
NOW THAT IS SICK.

I feel like magots, and earthworms on fearfactor are underrated. Let them try tuna!
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Maple syrup+Tuna= Palette pleaser

Not Bad PJ. Just tried it.
 
Okay, since we're talking about bad fishy tastes, I'll share a story. Those with weak stomachs or faint hearts, read no further.

This happened when I was in college, probably before most of you guys were born. My gf was a gorgeous little spinner, so I loved to walk around with her wrapped around me while we were doing it. On time I stepped on her focking cat, provoking it to take a swipe at my bare balls. Next thing I know, I've dropped my gh and badly sprained her back. I felt really really terrible for having hurt her, but she got revenge. She had to remain flat on her back and couldn't shower or bathe for a week, but that didn't stop her from insisting that I keep her satisfied by "eating at the Y" every night. Wasn't long before that thing started tasting fishy,but it was my fault she was hurt, so I held my nose and dived in. And of course it took her hours to get off.

After that, I'm just hoping tuna shakes don't bring back bad memories.
 
kbrkbr said:
Okay, since we're talking about bad fishy tastes, I'll share a story. Those with weak stomachs or faint hearts, read no further.

This happened when I was in college, probably before most of you guys were born. My gf was a gorgeous little spinner, so I loved to walk around with her wrapped around me while we were doing it. On time I stepped on her focking cat, provoking it to take a swipe at my bare balls. Next thing I know, I've dropped my gh and badly sprained her back. I felt really really terrible for having hurt her, but she got revenge. She had to remain flat on her back and couldn't shower or bathe for a week, but that didn't stop her from insisting that I keep her satisfied by "eating at the Y" every night. Wasn't long before that thing started tasting fishy,but it was my fault she was hurt, so I held my nose and dived in. And of course it took her hours to get off.

After that, I'm just hoping tuna shakes don't bring back bad memories.
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BLAH......CHOKE...BLAH....YOU SICK FUCK. LOL :Chef:
 
on a serious note, WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT????? WHy not have a shake that taste good.leave tuna for whole wheat where it belongs.....geezus. I look forward to my shakes of skim, coffee, casein, egg whites and tons of syruips and splenda.....damn damn good.
 
Haven't been to Deepsquatters for a while but it was still in my bookmarks, forgot how humorous that site was.

The Virile Mary Tuna Shake - By Master Chef John Romano
1 can solid white tuna in water,drained
2 1/2 cups V-8 juice
1 tsp extra virgin olive oil (optional)
2 tbsp lemon juice
a dash of a good Habanero pepper sauce

Dump it all in a blender for a few seconds and frappe for a few seconds til smooth. Serve with a stalk of celery and a Shot of Stoli( a good vasodialtor for you bodybuilders.......the powerlifters are going "a vasodi....WHAT")
 
okay i just now made one !! one 7 oz can tuna in water drained
4 ice cubes
poured in some oj, and some olive oil, and a little bit of syrup
smells absolutely horrific !, but it doesnt taste nearly as bad as it smells.
 
Tuna is sick...if i had more funds for protein shakes..... the tuna would be in its place. Which is sitting in my garage. Tuna = sick.

But you do what you got to do when you got to do it. :)
 
kbrkbr said:
Okay, since we're talking about bad fishy tastes, I'll share a story. Those with weak stomachs or faint hearts, read no further.

This happened when I was in college, probably before most of you guys were born. My gf was a gorgeous little spinner, so I loved to walk around with her wrapped around me while we were doing it. On time I stepped on her focking cat, provoking it to take a swipe at my bare balls. Next thing I know, I've dropped my gh and badly sprained her back. I felt really really terrible for having hurt her, but she got revenge. She had to remain flat on her back and couldn't shower or bathe for a week, but that didn't stop her from insisting that I keep her satisfied by "eating at the Y" every night. Wasn't long before that thing started tasting fishy,but it was my fault she was hurt, so I held my nose and dived in. And of course it took her hours to get off.

After that, I'm just hoping tuna shakes don't bring back bad memories.
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Well congratulations....that was THE most disgusting story I have ever heard. Thats not even funny sick, thats just so sick.......I don't know what else to say. SICK SICK SICK. I am thinking about flaming you thats so wrong. Seriously.....SICK. SICK SICK SICK. Seriously, utterly so painfully SICK. :worried:
 
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