Tuc

[Smurfy]

My parents are on their way from Ireland to London today. They will be staying at Claridge's (sp?). Im sure they will be spending all sorts of money on useless items at Harrods. Tell them I said hi and that Ive been getting their mail and watering their plants. Thanks

 

[KillahBee]

peter

 

[Smurfy]

lol @ Peter

if he isnt here right now he must be out pulling down mens shorts.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

lol @ Peter

if he isnt here right now he must be out pulling down mens shorts.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Petereater

 

[Gymgurl]

Lol

 

[jackangel]

i'm betting there are parts of england he doesn't cover.

he may be big, but not that big.

 

[jestros]

peter picked a peck of pickled peppers

 

[Mr. dB]

Tuc's not in London, he's oop north. He's almost a Scot.

 

[tuc biscuit]

good thread


all the clever/witty replies make it even better

but will a mod please move this to the seduction board? smurfy is making an onvious play for me

 

[dirty~d~]

Tuc is hot.

 

[Smurfy]

Tuc is indeed hot. He's big and burly with thick lips and dark hair.

 

[Seashell]

Tuc is indeed hot. He's big and burly with thick lips and dark hair.

And dimples and stubble.. HOT!

 

[Smurfy]

And dimples and stubble.. HOT!

oh yeah that too!

and he's a rugby player! HOT.

He also said he has a big weiner but that has yet to be confirmed

 

[tuc biscuit]

I am sorta ok like.

 

[Smurfy]

oaf like? what?

 

[tuc biscuit]

oaf like? what?

yeah oaf like, now more........MORE ABOUT HOW HOT I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Scotsman]

Tuc's not in London, he's oop north. He's almost a Scot.

No way that would almost make him cool and we can't have that happening now can we.

And for fucks sakes ladies you're gonna make me

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Seashell]

..And for fucks sakes ladies you're gonna make me

Cheers,
Scotsman

For real though, he's hot.. I'll send you some pics of him. You'll see.

 

[jackangel]

cut biscuit was a great alter

 

[Scotsman]

For real though, he's hot.. I'll send you some pics of him. You'll see.

That's it the engagement is off.

Regrettably,
Scotsman

 

[Seashell]

That's it the engagement is off.

Regrettably,
Scotsman

lol!

Wait.. does that mean no Trex?

 

[tuc biscuit]

cut biscuit was a great alter

lol, definately better than the guy he was impersonating

 

[bluepeter]

Tuc's cool, especially if he's almost a Scot.

 

[Scotsman]

lol!

Wait.. does that mean no Trex?

Yes and I have to give up on the Cuban Cigars, but there just isn't room in your life for a fat Scot and a fat Brit we would just fight all the time, and I don't have dimples.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[jackangel]

isn't it wonderful to hear that you're hot from like the hottest girl ever
(and stuff) who happens to live across an ocean that is like really wide?

it's never the hot girl next door, no...that would be too easy.

fucking geography.

 

[Scotsman]

isn't it wonderful to hear that you're hot from like the hottest girl ever
(and stuff) who happens to live across an ocean that is like really wide?

it's never the hot girl next door, no...that would be too easy.

fucking geography.

Hey at least he has a girl telling him he's hot, I don't get so much as that. Geography be damned.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[tuc biscuit]

isn't it wonderful to hear that you're hot from like the hottest girl ever
(and stuff) who happens to live across an ocean that is like really wide?

it's never the hot girl next door, no...that would be too easy.

fucking geography.

yeah, and also you're hot till yo turn up on their doorstep at 3am drunk and demanding boobies, then you're 'weird' and a 'menace to women', wtf is up wid dat ya'll?

 

[jackangel]

yeah, and also you're hot till yo turn up on their doorstep at 3am drunk and demanding boobies, then you're 'weird' and a 'menace to women', wtf is up wid dat ya'll?

no doubt hammer. btw, is it harder for women to get restraining orders against dudes in england?

if so, i'm moving.

 

[tuc biscuit]

lol, well I've never had one against me so both women and courts seem to be pretty leniant

 

[Scotsman]

yeah, and also you're hot till yo turn up on their doorstep at 3am drunk and demanding boobies, then you're 'weird' and a 'menace to women', wtf is up wid dat ya'll?

As long as you don't get pepper sprayed you are doing just fine.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Mr. dB]

And for fucks sakes ladies you're gonna make me

Indeed.

 

[Mr. dB]

For real though, he's hot.. I'll send you some pics of him. You'll see.

I got news for you. Guys think other guys are gross.

I guess that since most women are closeted bisexuals, they expect men to be too.

 

[Mr. dB]

isn't it wonderful to hear that you're hot from like the hottest girl ever
(and stuff) who happens to live across an ocean that is like really wide?

it's never the hot girl next door, no...that would be too easy.

fucking geography.

I think there's a chick in India who thinks Indian dudes are hot...

 

[tuc biscuit]

Indeed.

don't hate, sal-i-vate

 

[Seashell]

I got news for you. Guys think other guys are gross.

I guess that since most women are closeted bisexuals, they expect men to be too.

I didn't say you had to picture him nekkid.. I simply said he's hot and that I like his dimples. Also, I disagree with the closet bisexual part.

 

[Mr. dB]

I didn't say you had to picture him nekkid.. I simply said he's hot and that I like his dimples.

You offered to send pictures of a guy to another guy. Naked or not, that's just not something we're interested in as a general rule.

Also, I disagree with the closet bisexual part.

Oh, I shouldn't have included the "closet" part?

 

[dirty~d~]

Tuc makes me tingle.. ya know, DOWN THERE.

 

[~Lexy~]

Tuc is made of synthetic natural fibre.