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vinylgroover
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Don't do it.
Went to the shops yesterday to buy some new speedo's 'cause my ass is hot and i'm gonna use it to pick up chicks this summer. So i grabbed a few pairs and headed for the changerooms. The a/c was pumping cold air out as it does in department stores and it was fucking freezing in there.
Once in the change rooms, i was faced with a dilemma. How do you try on speedo's. I thought, what dirty fuck has had his lunchbox in here before me, so i pull the first pair over my undies. But, it wasn't working, speedo's have to be right. Poor fitting speedo's can look like you've taken an aqua bog once they get wet and get that sag around the ass.
So reluctantly, i dropped my Reg Grundies and slipped a pair of speedo's on BARE. I jiggled my nuts around as you do and adjusted under my scrotum and ass crack, just to mimic all the different possibilities when wearing them to ensure a good fit.
With the a/c pumping the cold air out, i start getting the shivvers and i'm freezing. Before i could do anything else, i drop the clutch and let go three massive exlposions out my ass (semi wet, semi dry) which blast the ass of the speedo's i'm wearing. Because i didn't like the colour, i had to reluctantly put them back on the rack. Fuck i felt guilty. Some poor guy is gonna try them on some day unkowing that i dumped dry shit on them. The guilt is eating me up folks.
Be wary of the clothes you try on folks. Better yet, i think i'll get my clothes tailor-made from now on.
Went to the shops yesterday to buy some new speedo's 'cause my ass is hot and i'm gonna use it to pick up chicks this summer. So i grabbed a few pairs and headed for the changerooms. The a/c was pumping cold air out as it does in department stores and it was fucking freezing in there.
Once in the change rooms, i was faced with a dilemma. How do you try on speedo's. I thought, what dirty fuck has had his lunchbox in here before me, so i pull the first pair over my undies. But, it wasn't working, speedo's have to be right. Poor fitting speedo's can look like you've taken an aqua bog once they get wet and get that sag around the ass.
So reluctantly, i dropped my Reg Grundies and slipped a pair of speedo's on BARE. I jiggled my nuts around as you do and adjusted under my scrotum and ass crack, just to mimic all the different possibilities when wearing them to ensure a good fit.
With the a/c pumping the cold air out, i start getting the shivvers and i'm freezing. Before i could do anything else, i drop the clutch and let go three massive exlposions out my ass (semi wet, semi dry) which blast the ass of the speedo's i'm wearing. Because i didn't like the colour, i had to reluctantly put them back on the rack. Fuck i felt guilty. Some poor guy is gonna try them on some day unkowing that i dumped dry shit on them. The guilt is eating me up folks.
Be wary of the clothes you try on folks. Better yet, i think i'll get my clothes tailor-made from now on.
Better yet, I don't think I'll ever try on Speedos. 
damn cas., ya just had to say it didn't ya???
