ouchsermon_of_mockery said:what happens...next try sneezing a pissing
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KHMER ROGUE said:You ever stared a man down who was pissing into an urinal next to you?
slickdadd said:Usually while at a urinal, i stare a guy down next to me really demented like, and also rap with fiery passion the lyrics to "mama said knock you out."
Needless to say my favorite tv show is Sister Sister
Bullit said:I've done it but it isnt pretty. Ive done it a few times and the results are always the same.
Your left eyeball will blast out of its socket.
Your toungue will shoot out your right ear.

CYBERNIGG said:
mama said knock you out. Who sings that? LL or will smith.
Bullit said:Yeah that would be funny, but I think the funniest part would be you standing there covered in toilet water.
slickdadd said:I'm usually pretty bored at work, and often find most of my entertainment in the bathrooms. I have been thinking recently about grunting/screaming/yelping "oh god" at the top of my lungs while in a stall, and standing in front of the toilet throwing rocks or something else with some volume as hard as i can into it, to create a gigantic splash and thud, as well as perhaps causing the water to splash even out of the top of the stall, so that the people around me are just absolutely bewildered.
Bullit said:lol.
I've always thought it would be funny to leave the shitter door open while you are gettin down in there. Say "hi" and wave to the dudes comin in and out of the washroom. That would be funny as hell. Its not as 'over the top', but is somewhat plausible.
That would 'weird people out'.
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