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Truth about Satanic Goatslayer...

addickt

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Truth be told.................

SG is a quadrapalegic albino who listens to Usher and pretends he is Martha Stewart for most of his days. He looks a little like Bob Barker, only in a wheel chair.

He is actually a very charming guy, in a TIMMY! From Southpark kind if way.

He is not really a bad guy, his head flails around like a orange flag on a moped on a windy day. That, coupled with his medications for social anxiety disorder cause his many hallucinations.

It also does not help that he eats catnip and Nutmeg by the bowl full.

The funniest thing about him is when he gets his nuts all smashed up under his legs and cant remove them... He just kind of sits there, like he shit his pants and drools. Sometimes, we move his leg, other times we throw a 45 lb plate on his lap.

It just depends on our mood
 
On his birthday and Christmas.......we take him out of his wheelchair and smother his body in peanut butter and honey.

Then we roll him down the hill and let the dogs lick all of the peanut butter off. He especially likes it when we put extra peanut butter on his cock and balls.

I am not sure, if it is funnier watching his arms and legs flail uncontrollably when he is going down the hill or watching the dogs slurp on his balls.

We also take bets on Heads or Tails when he rolls down the hill.
 
addickt said:
He especially likes it when we put extra peanut butter on his cock and balls.

Do you apply this peanut butter with your bare hand, cause if you do that might be the part he really enjoys.
 
addickt said:
Truth be told.................

SG is a quadrapalegic albino who listens to Usher and pretends he is Martha Stewart for most of his days. He looks a little like Bob Barker, only in a wheel chair.



No! He's the Pope I tell you! How else could someone who is supposed to be so holy survive? He has to vent somewhere. That's him in his avatar...didn't you know? This is where he releases his evil tendencies so he can be pure in the real world....I'm convinced!

:angel: :angel: :angel: :angel: :angel: :angel: :angel: :angel:

PS. I hope I don't get struck by lightening for this.
 
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