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1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
2. Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button.
3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 years.
4. People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.
5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart!
6. Only 7 per cent of the population are lefties.
7. Forty people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.
8. Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old.
9. The average person over 50 will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.
10. The toothbrush was invented in 1498.
11. The average housefly lives for one month.
12. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.
13. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.
14. The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.
15. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than any other time of day.
16. Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.
17. The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to search for water.
18. The only two animals that can see behind themselves without turning their heads are the rabbit and the parrot.
19. John Travolta turned down the starring roles in "An Officer and a Gentleman" and "Tootsie."
20. Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State anthem.
21. In most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.
22. Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane, just in case there is a crash.
23. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.
24. Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth. They are used in vein transplant surgery.
25. Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They were 7th cousins.
26. If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green.

They are all true....Now go back and think about #16
 
#1 seems kinda shady

i guess they are basing that on fructose, but fructose versus high doses of caffeine? I dunno, i think caffeine wins out

edit: #1 cites 'efficiency' so yeah i guess gram for gram the apple wins but that's a shitty one overall. misleading
 
There's only spider on my person that anyone need be concerned about and she aint anywhere near my mouth.

(Think about THAT.) LOL
 
you GOTTA have a bellybutton, unless you were spawned by an alien.
or it was removed.
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Sorry but one pic of my tatt being stolen is creepy enough for a lifetime. :worried:

C'mon...who am I gonna show? Ok then just take a pic of yourself and put it in your gallery.
 
string_bean00 said:
yo!


been around a bit more lately, and swole gave me a week of free plat


i havent jerked off to any galleries yet though


Ok, just wanted to point out that you avatar looks like a trick of mine after I deliver the money shot.
 
jack_schitt said:
C'mon...who am I gonna show? Ok then just take a pic of yourself and put it in your gallery.

All the pics in my gallery are me (except the creepy looking dudes that is).

No joke, the pic of my tatt was stolen from the artist's album within a week's time. He had been in the biz over 20 years. NEVER had that happened to him.

I didn't know whether to be flatterd. Or creeped out.

(I think I am kinda creeped out.) :worried:
 
BIKINIMOM said:
All the pics in my gallery are me (except the creepy looking dudes that is).

No joke, the pic of my tatt was stolen from the artist's album within a week's time. He had been in the biz over 20 years. NEVER had that happened to him.

I didn't know whether to be flatterd. Or creeped out.

(I think I am kinda creeped out.) :worried:


Just tell me where the tat is, and I'll use my imagination
 
string_bean00 said:
you ain't no peter north


pics for proof


you just want to see my manhood slayer huh?


(oh shit, here comes stiletto.)
 
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