Trick to Make Your Dog Take a Dump on Command

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tired of waiting out in the cold for your pooch to crap? or are you always in a hurry and just need you dog to shit on the spot without having to sniff around for the perfect spot? here's the perfect solution.

get an extendable leash, the kind that is the thin nylon cord, not the thick rope. while on a walk, preferably on a grassy surface, drag the leash behind your dog so that it rubs up right against it's a-hole. keep your dog walking (movement is very important) while making sure the cord applies constant pressure against your dog's anus. when you dog starts to squat circle around quickly to get the cord out of the way so it doesn't get shit all over it.

this works every time for me with dozens of dogs and it will work for you. no more frustatingly waiting for your dog to doo-doo when you have a hot date to attend to.

happy crappin'

 

[polarpixie]

You probably didn't mean anything bad by this, but that's gotta hurt for the dog.

 

[AustinTX]

don't think I'd be thrilled getting dog butt smell all over my leash

I'm just glad your recommendation wasn't related to how momma dogs get their pups to go....

 

[Drifter]

Wouldn't it just be easier to stick your finger up your dogs ass. It may not make him shit but you are guaranteed to get some kind of reaction.

 

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it shouldn't hurt the dog at all. it's very gentle pressure on the anus and it shouldn't be sliding back and forth either.

dog butt smell should be minimal on the leash since this would be a retractable leash and the rope would be encased in the plastic whenever you'd be close enough to smell it.

sticking your finger in the dog's ass will also generate a need-to-shit sensation, but it would be more effective if you just massaged the dog's anus rather than sticking something in it.

 

[bwood]

this is getting weird...

 

[supersizeme]

So to summarize, massaging a dog's asshole is better than sticking your finger in it inorder to elicit a shitting response from your dog.

 

[Hannibal]

So to summarize, massaging a dog's asshole is better than sticking your finger in it inorder to elicit a shitting response from your dog.

Better write that down so I don't forget...

 

[Taps]

Fascinating. Just fascinating.

 

[The Shadow]

Mine will go simply on command...as well as wipe his feet when he comes in....its all about being consistent

 

[Y_lifter]

Consistent Schedule is the key..
Take them out the same time every day and use a command
like GO POTTY. Sorry for is sounding childish but this works for
all 3 of our dogs.

Take them out and give this command and withing 30 seconds,
presto crap-o

 

[Lostdog]

Hey F***khed Take off your belt and straddle it like a thong.Tell me if this makes you want to take a shit or just gives you a raw anus.