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Top Secret Gov Clearence pee test..?

Only1eagle

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Anyone know if I take a pee test for top secret clearence, would they test for AAS?

I am just taking Tren. Been on for 8 weeks. Stopped Winny 2 weeks ago.

Any ideas?

Thanks
 
More than likely not. They are looking for the usual: coke, heroine, meth, lsd, marijuana. They would have to know the specific roid they were looking for to test for it. Other than that almost anything on this planet can give you ratios out of whack indicating you use steroids.

Don't sweat the pee test. I would be more worried about intercepted phone calls, wire taps, spying on your ass, tapping into your computer and elite account etc. Top secret is not something to fuck with. You will be watched continually.
 
Chesty - You don't have a clue as to what you're talking about with respect to Top Secret (TS) or any type of security clearances bro. 'You will be watched continually'. What kind of a dumb ass statement was that? So I take it that you watch a lot SciFi movies and like James Bond too? ROTFLMFAO!!!!! Go ahead and rent Conspiracy Theory; that would be right up your alley!

There's Top Secret (TS), then there's TS SCI. I know many a bro that has a TS SCI clearance that juices. Some even party with rec drugs. There can be and is random drug testing done. Usually it's by luck of the draw and your number will come up once a year or so. And yes companies/the Dod only test for rec drugs, unless they have suspicion to test for other substances.

Stick to what you know and DON'T BS people. Remember you are a MOD, not an authority on every thread that gets created in this forum. Your BSing people gives them misinformation and does them a disservice.

There's also TS SCI clearances that have different levels of background checks for Gov contractors depending on whether it's a commerical or Gov (DoD) contract. The reason why so many Gov jobs that require a security clearance are often hard to get is that the security clearance can cost employers $20k - $50 and take from 4 months to up to a year. Employers that need people to work usually don't hire some guy off the street, let him sit at a desk coloring for 4 - 12 months while his background check is done in essense then keeping their fingers crossed that the DIA will come back with his clearance and say he's 'good to go'. Also they'd have an employee who can't really work (i.e get into the cleared areas where he does his job).

Companies almost always hire guys that already have a security clearance that way the guy can go to work right away and the company saves itslef $20K - $50K and months and months of time...
 
I just got one yesterday for teh same reason.

this is so funny.

very basic you pee alone they have a thermomiter to measur eth heat of your piss. it was real easy they won't test for steroids I am 100% sure of it.
 
I only know about the DOE security clarences....I had a Q which is the highest level they had. The other is an L clearance

I needed it quick for a project....it usually takes 6 months but they flew me down to new mexico and i had a sit down wih a physcologist, a lie dectector (no personal questions), and a drug test. They do not test for ASS

When they do a background...they will ask u to list friends...they go to those friends listed and ask them for people who know you....they then interview them. They will interview ur family, and neighbors.

They are worried about shit that people can black male u with...debt, affairs, sexual orientation ect.

Once they run the clearence u can request the paperwork through the freedom on information act, at least u could in the early 90's
 
Listen up you fuck wad. I have had top sercret and beyond you little bitch. I know exactly what I am talking about. I have had the gov't watch my sisters house for days on end, they have ocassionally popped in to say, watched my bank accounts, and more.

If you think TS is not all that high, just ask some of the people such as the FBI agent who is now in jail for espionage. While I had top secret I had access to shit that could have derailed the military in a heart beat had I chosen to betray my country.

You people on this board think you fucking know everything.

Right now I work where you need a clearence of secret minimum. And for violating that you can spend up to 10 years in prison.

Not too mention a secret clearence right now takes on an average of 18 months to get.

I also had clearences to work on Air Force 1 and 2, etc.

I think you need to chill out and stop assuming that you know it all.

And since when have I posted as an authority on threads. In fact I rarely post with this kind of information.

Oh yeah, I guess I wasn't a cop, I wan't a Marine and never went to college. So back the fuck off with your bullshit you tator dick.
 
Short of every orifice checked! Yes! You better not have anything past normal to hide! Now is this Super Secret Top Secret or just Top Secret! If it's Super Secret Top Secret then do not attempt a retinal transplant anytime soon!:D
 
While I was in the Marine Corps, I knew lots of bro's in security forces with quite high TS ratings and some of them would cycle throughout the years. I'm talking master sergents though, not LCs or PFCs
 
You can cycle, but you have to remember that you are scrutinized much more closely than anyone else on this planet. And they can consider steroid user a big risk. Who knows what they might do for the next cycle?

It is just food for thought. Even after you no longer need a top secret they check up on you now and then. To make sure your not a liability depending on what you had access to in the past.
 
What I'm wondering is when they do your bloodwork prior to becoming an agent and such, do/can they tell there? Will they check for metabolites or just check simple ratios and cholest. levels?
 
depends on whether or not you have given them reason to suspect you have or are using.
 
Look fuckface I worked for the NRO in Chantilly, VA. Enough said! Watching someone tpp? Only if they were under suspicion for illegal activity.

You are joke and your follow yup post was a poor attempt at a recovery.

If you awoprkled on AF1 or AF2, then tell me what does the 'SCI' acronym stand for that follows Top Secret? It's a given if you were in the Military and/or worked for the DoD or any of their contractors that you would know.

The answer is that you don't know ASSHOLE, know-it-all MOD! You're the one that tried to be the expert and I called your lying ass out on the carpet and exposed your BULLSHIT! If you were in the Air Force then what does AFSC stand for? What does CPBO/MPF stand for? I could on and on and on and on and on, but youre still a LYING FUCK that can't answer any of my questions. The best thing for you to do would be to JUST SHUT YOUR FILTHY DIRTY ROTTEN SEWER OF A MOUTH!
 
chesty said:
You people on this board think you fucking know everything.



I COULD MAKE A COMMENT ABOUT THIS COMMENT AND MODERATORS, BUT I WONT COMMENT ON THAT COMMENT.





KAYNE
 
ANYONE CAN FIND THOSE ACRONYMS IN A MILITARY ACRONYM GUIDE. I HAVE SOME NOVELS BY DICKY MARCINKO THAT HAS THEM IN THE BACK OF IT ALSO.




KAYNE
 
This is by far the most hilarious thread ever on elight! At least for me it is! :lmao:
 
AustinTX said:


what, cause I said compartmentalized instead of compartmented?

:)

I will include that! But the whole thread! I find it hilarious!

dcupnsa:alien:
 
Yeah, well it is hilarious, cause I did work on AF1 and AF2 What part of the plane would you like to know about? How about when it comes into Wichita, KS for its yearly maintainance? How about the hoist systems I designed for AF2 which is a 757 or better known as the C32A. Or would you like to know about the bullshit items that we had to design and install for President Clinton? Such as a special secured footlocker for him? Or the fact that the Airforce had us analyze and reinstall the Presidential seal just to ensure that it would come off in a crash landing?

I had access to the IFF codes in the Marines and more.

Just cause you throw yoru acro's around doesn't mean squat you fuck tart.

I would believe a fucking thing you say. Now if you want to post up your clearance applications, your dates of clearences granted, etc then maybe I will cosider you as possibley having some idea of what you talk about.

I know what has been done, what is being done and the fact that they do watch you. How do you think they catch the fucking spy's?

I know, with there secret decoder ring they got from a Cracker Jack's box of popcorn. That is it.

You bore me little man.
 
ALL I KNOW IS, THAT DUDE HAS A SHORTER TEMPER THAN ME. HE WENT OFF ON CHESTY WITHOUT PROVOCATION!!! LOL
 
Yep, coming from a guy with a Russian handle, could just change the ch for a t. :)
 
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