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heatherrae
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Enjoy, and feel free to post up your own that are not on the list. (not your own deaths, mind you) ;-)
http://www.2spare.com/item_49619.aspx
http://www.2spare.com/item_49619.aspx
Sounds like the prime minister was eaten by a shark.
Weirdest deaths that I have heard of...
the dude that was shot at by his wife for beating her, the bullet lodged in the cement of a building marked for implosion. A week later when the building was imploded, improperly placed charges sent the bullet flying out into the crowd of onlookers strking the very same man dead in the forehead and killing him.
the lady that passed out on her couch and choked to death when a rat crawled in her mouth.
the man in the wheelchair that was paralyzed from the legs down when a stray dog began biting his feet and eating his toes. He couldn't feel it and bleed to death.
Weirdest deaths that I have heard of...
the dude that was shot at by his wife for beating her, the bullet lodged in the cement of a building marked for implosion. A week later when the building was imploded, improperly placed charges sent the bullet flying out into the crowd of onlookers strking the very same man dead in the forehead and killing him.
the lady that passed out on her couch and choked to death when a rat crawled in her mouth.
the man in the wheelchair that was paralyzed from the legs down when a stray dog began biting his feet and eating his toes. He couldn't feel it and bleed to death.
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heatherrae
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wow, aap. That wifebeater bullet was marked to get him one way or the other!!! amazing!
GoldenDelicious
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AAP your first one is total bullshit, link me
Austrian Dwarf and circus acrobat Franz Dasch came to his death in July 1999. After executing a spectacular bounce from a trampoline, he landed in the mouth of a nearby hippo that was yawning at the time. It was thought at the time that the animal suffered a gag reflex, and so ingested the haplass Dasch. What made matters worse was that the 7000 plus spectators at the event in northern Thailand thought this astounding feat was part of the show
I got this from a book I bought yesterday titled" The Worlds Stupidest Deaths."
I got this from a book I bought yesterday titled" The Worlds Stupidest Deaths."
PBR
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CARPOOL: 4 guys driving to work, vehicle from opposing lanes loses a wheel...the entire assembly comes off the vehicle, the brake roter and hub go across the freeway and takes out the drivers head thru the windshield...passanger successfuly pulls the vehicle over with no one else injured. driver died instantly. obviously.
my friend is a fireman for a city outside of LA. he responded to this crash.
my friend is a fireman for a city outside of LA. he responded to this crash.
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jenscats5
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Damn, those are some crazy ones.....
I was watching that WWF show the night Owen Hart died.....
I was watching that WWF show the night Owen Hart died.....
vansmack2000
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i almost saw one today, some guy was driving a Rascal Scooter the opposite way of traffic on a busy road during rush hour. he musta been totally out of it
some fuckin' redneck took a swing at his cat with the butt of his shotgun. it hit the wall and blew his head clean off.
2 other rednecks had this game they liked to play when someone got a new hat. they liked trying to shoot the button off the top of it.
check out the "Big Book of Death"......
2 other rednecks had this game they liked to play when someone got a new hat. they liked trying to shoot the button off the top of it.
check out the "Big Book of Death"......
sorerotators
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ya agreed. there are many variations of that one. another popular variation is the bullet was lodged in a tree. they went to cut the tree down with a chainsaw which shot the bullet out killing the husband who was walking by.GoldenDelicious said:
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heatherrae
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good additions, guys.
Sassy69
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My grandfather always told me about this buddy of his when they were growing up who lit a match to look in his gas tank to see how much gas was in there....
About 8 yrs ago I was out diving off Ft. Lauderdale beach in the summer w/ a bunch of my friends on a 6-pack charter. There was a call over the radio that one of the other boats (another boat I worked on - a 45 ft Burpee - sort of a big tub of a boat) had a diver who should've come up an hour earlier and the Marine Patrol was out looking for him. We were in the area & all rescue or dive master certified so we started swimming search patterns for the guy. Mind you, I've never done an underwater body search before - the visibility was around 70-80 feet but with the reflection of the sun off sediment floating in the water, etc. hard to say if a shadow was a body floating midwater or what. Anyway, we didnt' find the guy on our first dive. During the surface interval between the two dives of the morning trip the other boat captain called back & said they found the body floating mid water within 50 ft of where they last saw the guy.
What they guessed happened was this guy had been diving w/ his g/f - she wasn't an experienced diver, he was - so she had been panicking a bit during the dive. He brought her back to the boat and while the divemaster was helping her back on board, he must've drifted forward and gotten hit on the head by the boat rocking back & forth in the waves. Knocked him unconscious and he drowned right near where they picked up the girlfriend up. Everyone assumed that he had gone back down to finish the dive. They didn't start worryign about him until it was clear that he should've gone thru his whole tank of air by then and then they started the search.
Normally the captain of the boat would be in deep shit, the family would be suing the bejeezus out of the boat, the owner, the dive master and anyone else they could go after. Except when they did an autopsy they found cocaine in his system and that immediately freed the boat staff of all guilt.
It sucks tho -- of course its no fun to die while diving, but the liability to the boat staff is brutal when something like that happens. You have no idea what the divers were doing the night before - drinking? no sleep? drugs? And then they come on your boat and jump into the ocean to have fun.
Here's another diving death - my uncle had been diagnosed w/ heart problems and was told he needed a triple by-pass. Uncle Jim didnt' like doctors at all. So he basically researched the subject, changed his diet to be as healthy as possible, etc. And lived a very active life. Then one day he was scuba diving on a lake on some property he had just bought in Tennessee or somewhere. Uncle Jim was a very down-to-earth guy but who did things always on his own terms and his own way. He had a heart attack under water while exploring his property.
Here's another family experience. My mom's cousin & her 25 yr old son lived in S. Florida when Hurricane Wilma came thru last fall. For some reason her son, who was an epileptic, had not been taking his medication. Then when the hurricane hit, he managed to experience a seizure and died from it - heart attack or something. In the meantime the rest of the family is stuck sitting in the dark after the hurricane waiting for the power and everything else to come back on. While they are attending the funeral, my cousin's father has a heart attack from the stress of it all. He's still alive.
About 8 yrs ago I was out diving off Ft. Lauderdale beach in the summer w/ a bunch of my friends on a 6-pack charter. There was a call over the radio that one of the other boats (another boat I worked on - a 45 ft Burpee - sort of a big tub of a boat) had a diver who should've come up an hour earlier and the Marine Patrol was out looking for him. We were in the area & all rescue or dive master certified so we started swimming search patterns for the guy. Mind you, I've never done an underwater body search before - the visibility was around 70-80 feet but with the reflection of the sun off sediment floating in the water, etc. hard to say if a shadow was a body floating midwater or what. Anyway, we didnt' find the guy on our first dive. During the surface interval between the two dives of the morning trip the other boat captain called back & said they found the body floating mid water within 50 ft of where they last saw the guy.
What they guessed happened was this guy had been diving w/ his g/f - she wasn't an experienced diver, he was - so she had been panicking a bit during the dive. He brought her back to the boat and while the divemaster was helping her back on board, he must've drifted forward and gotten hit on the head by the boat rocking back & forth in the waves. Knocked him unconscious and he drowned right near where they picked up the girlfriend up. Everyone assumed that he had gone back down to finish the dive. They didn't start worryign about him until it was clear that he should've gone thru his whole tank of air by then and then they started the search.
Normally the captain of the boat would be in deep shit, the family would be suing the bejeezus out of the boat, the owner, the dive master and anyone else they could go after. Except when they did an autopsy they found cocaine in his system and that immediately freed the boat staff of all guilt.
It sucks tho -- of course its no fun to die while diving, but the liability to the boat staff is brutal when something like that happens. You have no idea what the divers were doing the night before - drinking? no sleep? drugs? And then they come on your boat and jump into the ocean to have fun.
Here's another diving death - my uncle had been diagnosed w/ heart problems and was told he needed a triple by-pass. Uncle Jim didnt' like doctors at all. So he basically researched the subject, changed his diet to be as healthy as possible, etc. And lived a very active life. Then one day he was scuba diving on a lake on some property he had just bought in Tennessee or somewhere. Uncle Jim was a very down-to-earth guy but who did things always on his own terms and his own way. He had a heart attack under water while exploring his property.
Here's another family experience. My mom's cousin & her 25 yr old son lived in S. Florida when Hurricane Wilma came thru last fall. For some reason her son, who was an epileptic, had not been taking his medication. Then when the hurricane hit, he managed to experience a seizure and died from it - heart attack or something. In the meantime the rest of the family is stuck sitting in the dark after the hurricane waiting for the power and everything else to come back on. While they are attending the funeral, my cousin's father has a heart attack from the stress of it all. He's still alive.
WhiteCastle
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I was in Iraq and there were these two brothers from a different unit that were there together. Well, we found an IED underneath an overpass, so had to stop the convoy..... the overpass was right past this big curve where you couldn't see around it very well. One of the brothers gets out and is stopping traffic while EOD takes care of the IED. A car comes around the curve fast as hell (80+) and hits the guy that was directing traffic. All that is left on the ground is one of his boots...still ties and everyting. Those in the military know that those boots go on TIGHT. Anyway, we start looking for him becasue he is nowhere to be found...and by this time EOD is finished with their thing. The other brother finds him pasted to the underside of the overpass in two pieces... His M-4 was across his chest and when the car hit him it cut him in half.... His brother fu**ing lost it. Got out on a 'medical discharge', then killed himself the day before he left country.
Another time, moving from one OP to another, a bradley and a tank were moving with the Bradley taking lead... Some dumb ass is on top of the bradley, it hits a bump in the sand, he falls off and get flattened by one of the tracks on the tank..... I mean, pancake status.... with little ridges all the way down his body.
Another time, moving from one OP to another, a bradley and a tank were moving with the Bradley taking lead... Some dumb ass is on top of the bradley, it hits a bump in the sand, he falls off and get flattened by one of the tracks on the tank..... I mean, pancake status.... with little ridges all the way down his body.
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jenscats5
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Dang Sassy - those are some crazy dive stories......
My half-sister got married (she lived in FL too & was pregnant at the time) & she & her husband went on a chartered boat trip.....his hat blew off & he reached out to try & catch it, fell overboard into the motor & died.........very sad....
Oh and my husband used to work as a Lineman for the cable company & he was on call a lot - responding to outages, etc........well he arrive on scene where the outage was caused by a car accident - snapped the pole right in half & the guide wire that holds the pole into the ground went thru the windshield & decapitated the driver.......
My half-sister got married (she lived in FL too & was pregnant at the time) & she & her husband went on a chartered boat trip.....his hat blew off & he reached out to try & catch it, fell overboard into the motor & died.........very sad....
Oh and my husband used to work as a Lineman for the cable company & he was on call a lot - responding to outages, etc........well he arrive on scene where the outage was caused by a car accident - snapped the pole right in half & the guide wire that holds the pole into the ground went thru the windshield & decapitated the driver.......
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Spartacus
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opening day in cincinnatibiteme said:
he was home plate umpire
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