Too stupid to be made up

[jerseyart]

So Im downloading some 80's tunes the other day, and one of them is White Lion's "Wait"

Anyway, I'm getting nostalgic, and bored, so I call up a girl I've known since we were kids in college just to shoot the shit with and said I was listening to the song and it made me think of her (ie: reminded me of when I was younger)

She gets real quiet and isnt saying anything, so I ask if everything is ok.

Spent 30 minutes listening to how I hurt her when we were younger, how she still has feelings and always wondered what might have been.........

"And that she had no idea I might feel the same"

OMGWTF

Then before I could correct her, she has to go, but will call so we can get together...

 

[EnderJE]

So Im downloading some 80's tunes the other day, and one of them is White Lion's "Wait"

Anyway, I'm getting nostalgic, and bored, so I call up a girl I've known since we were kids in college just to shoot the shit with and said I was listening to the song and it made me think of her (ie: reminded me of when I was younger)

She gets real quiet and isnt saying anything, so I ask if everything is ok.

Spent 30 minutes listening to how I hurt her when we were younger, how she still has feelings and always wondered what might have been.........

"And that she had no idea I might feel the same"

OMGWTF

Then before I could correct her, she has to go, but will call so we can get together...

No problems. However, if you see a shrine of you at her house, make sure you bail RIGHT AFTER you sleep with her.

 

[gonelifting]

Getting desperate in your old age. lol jk

Good luck with it bro. You never know what's around the corner, huh? This may be destiny. You don't believe in that, do you?

Wanna buy a rack? lol jk

Do you? jk

Well?

 

[jerseyart]

Getting desperate in your old age. lol jk

Good luck with it bro. You never know what's around the corner, huh? This may be destiny. You don't believe in that, do you?

Wanna buy a rack? lol jk

Do you? jk

Well?

I don't pay for women asshole, I don't care how big her tits are. How fucking desperate do you think I am














PM me with how much

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

This could be interesting. Go with it for a while, at least until she exhibits any stalker-type behavior, then bail if need be.

 

[*MissFit*]

ur a dumb ass.. don't beat a dead hourse.. u attention hog

 

[Ganryu]

You have discovered for yourself what scientists have known for years...White Lion ruins lives, little fighter.

 

[hamstershaver]

you are almost certain to get some anal action from her

 

[sawastea]

That is the biggest piece of frog shit I have read. Complete BS. If, by chance, she does dig your little noodle, then go over there, slam her, and cum, err, come back home.

In all seriousness, very dramatic.

 

[TheProject]

You have discovered for yourself what scientists have known for years...White Lion ruins lives, little fighter.

LMFAO

 

[GoldenDelicious]

appropriately named song...ominous....

<twilight zone music>

 

[Ganryu]

Bump for jerseyart's children crying.

 

[jackangel]

thread title sounds like an appropriate epitaph for curling's headstone.

 

[ChefWide]

were you two together on the wrestling team?

 

[WODIN]

Now you get to hurt her all over again. You go guy

 

[milo hobgoblin]

ROFL

JerseyArt.. we ALL pay for women one way or another..


but just be cause you dont hand her a hundred dopllar bill doesnt mean you arent paying for her.



Hell at least hookers are honest.

 

[bran987]

you really like to talk on the phone?

 

[jackangel]

you really like to talk on the phone?

i thought all women did?

 

[bran987]

i thought all women did?

after all, he did break the fucking site

 

[fireflyer]

Hey - if you spent 30 min. listening to her tell you about how you hurt her - that was when you should've said something. Now she's gonna think you're just fucking with her. Missed your window of opportunity - you gotta marry her now bro - lol jk

 

[jackangel]

after all, he did break the fucking site

sorry i don't talk to people who don't have me in their sigs

 

[CipherLock]

Just be yourself in bed - that will end the relationship right quick.

 

[jerseyart]

you really like to talk on the phone?