LOL since Tony Little would never shut the fuck up... the other guy would win... he would just sneak up behind him while he was incessantly running his pie hole and donkey punch his dumb ass.
Then the world would rejoice... there would be peace in the middle east and women would just drop their pants.
We don't want these two colossal superpowers to fight. They keep each other in balance. Otherwise the tides would mess up and the ice caps would melt and the world would end and everything.