Tonight I have a date

[Dial_tone]

with a bottle of cheap wine....blush chablis. I'm a cheap drunk.

 

[Gambino]

with some fried chicken to wash it all down with?

 

[vansmack2000]

cheap wine < $4

 

[Dial_tone]

cheap wine < $4

okay, medium priced wine.

 

[vansmack2000]

okay, medium priced wine.

< $10
she better be worth it!

 

[Phaded]

cheap white wine < 4
cheap red wine < 8

 

[Dial_tone]

I will be having some phonebone later if I'm still conscious.

 

[frorider6.2]

I had a big date with Captain Morgan last night. He's not popular with some people but he sure treated me okay.

I'm not gay or anything. You're not gay if you don't look down.

 

[SoreArms]

just got some BBQ drumsticks out the oven and I'm on my 4th beer (pacifico)

this was some sort of BBQ concentrate that said "spread lightly" and motherfuckers weren't kidding

 

[Dial_tone]

I ordered a few BBQ dry drub spices from a website, can't wait to try those.

 

[frorider6.2]

So, spill it. Did you get lucky with yourself? I've heard you're a slut once you get some alcohol in you.

 

[Dial_tone]

So, spill it. Did you get lucky with yourself? I've heard you're a slut once you get some alcohol in you.

struck out; chick called to phonebone but I was too loopy to want to.

 

[OMEGA]

with some fried chicken to wash it all down with?

watermelon for desert

 

[Sassy69]

DT at least go w/ a nice shiraz. God, blush chablis? That's just a cheap headache.

 

[frorider6.2]

struck out; chick called to phonebone but I was too loopy to want to.

Every time I see your avatar I piss my pants laughing. I'm starting to get diaper rash.