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conosco la vostra voce
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If I were her, I'd be 
Lay it on a little thicker dude er, woman.
Lay it on a little thicker dude er, woman.
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dballer
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Toga... take my hand.. I will get you outta here.. Indiana Jones style!!
Taps
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Ah, the lady is present. Prepare to get your socks knocked off.
the feel of my arm around your waist
the pale blue nightdress that you wore
your hair in braids, your sailor top: the things i don't see anymore
you lost your suitcase in my hotel room, a subway token from your ma.
the sun reflecting off the water on your face and the way your drove your car.
all these things i can't forget tho i don't see you anymore
drove to the airport thru a traffic jam; a deer lay dying in the road.
maybe i should ahve sen it as some kind of sign, except i don't believe in them no more.
no, no - but i believe there things i can't forget tho i don't see you anymore. yes, i believe these things i can't forget, cos i see them - tho i don't see you anymore.
you're hot. the end. can i see you naked?
the feel of my arm around your waist
the pale blue nightdress that you wore
your hair in braids, your sailor top: the things i don't see anymore
you lost your suitcase in my hotel room, a subway token from your ma.
the sun reflecting off the water on your face and the way your drove your car.
all these things i can't forget tho i don't see you anymore
drove to the airport thru a traffic jam; a deer lay dying in the road.
maybe i should ahve sen it as some kind of sign, except i don't believe in them no more.
no, no - but i believe there things i can't forget tho i don't see you anymore. yes, i believe these things i can't forget, cos i see them - tho i don't see you anymore.
you're hot. the end. can i see you naked?
D
dballer
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Toga loves DBaller... everybody loves me!!
conosco la vostra voce
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Perhaps I shall love Dballer as well.
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dballer
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you are more than welcome to!! I am a nice guy!!!
conosco la vostra voce
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toga22 said:
You are from Wisconsin, no?
Taps
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Well, imagine it's a film & you're the star & pretty soon we're coming to the part where you realise that you should give your heart, Oh give your heart to me. Now the orchestra begins to make a sound that goes round & round & round & round & round & round & round & round & round again & we kiss to violins.
Well some sad people might believe in that I guess but we know better don't we? We know all about the mess. The aftermath of our affair is lying all around and I can't clear it away. No. And d'you think that it's so easy to find? Somebody who is just your kind? Well it might take you a little time but I'm going to have
to try.
You like?
Well some sad people might believe in that I guess but we know better don't we? We know all about the mess. The aftermath of our affair is lying all around and I can't clear it away. No. And d'you think that it's so easy to find? Somebody who is just your kind? Well it might take you a little time but I'm going to have
to try.
You like?
Taps
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Taps
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I need someone to protect me in bed... will you?
I need someone to protect me in bed... will you?
Taps
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Inflammation of the foreskin reminds of your smile
I've had ballanital chancroids for quite a little while
I gave my heart to NSU that lovely night in June
I ache for you my darling, and I hope you get well soon
My clapped-out genitalia is not so bad for me
As the complete and utter failure every time I try to pee
My doctor says my buboes are the worst he's ever seen
My scrotum's painted orange and my balls are turning green
My heart is vert tender though the parts are awful raw
You might have been infected but you never were a bore
I'm dying of your love, my love, I'm your spirochaetal clown
I've left my body to science but I'm afraid they've turned it down
My penile warts your herpes, my syphilitic sores
Your moenelial infetion, how I miss you more and more
Your dnob's itch my scrumpox, our lovely gonorrhoea
At least we both were lying when we said that we were clear
Our syphilic kisses sealed the secret of our tryst
You gave me scrotal pustules with a quick flick of your wrist
Your trichovaginitis sent shivers down my spine
I got snail tracks in my anus when you spirochaetes met mine
I've had ballanital chancroids for quite a little while
I gave my heart to NSU that lovely night in June
I ache for you my darling, and I hope you get well soon
My clapped-out genitalia is not so bad for me
As the complete and utter failure every time I try to pee
My doctor says my buboes are the worst he's ever seen
My scrotum's painted orange and my balls are turning green
My heart is vert tender though the parts are awful raw
You might have been infected but you never were a bore
I'm dying of your love, my love, I'm your spirochaetal clown
I've left my body to science but I'm afraid they've turned it down
My penile warts your herpes, my syphilitic sores
Your moenelial infetion, how I miss you more and more
Your dnob's itch my scrumpox, our lovely gonorrhoea
At least we both were lying when we said that we were clear
Our syphilic kisses sealed the secret of our tryst
You gave me scrotal pustules with a quick flick of your wrist
Your trichovaginitis sent shivers down my spine
I got snail tracks in my anus when you spirochaetes met mine
Captain_insano
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Taps said:
Hating will only make the Captain Mad.
