Todays road rage story->

[BigRedCat]

I am driving home today and I am in the lane to the right of the fast lane. There is a BMW with its turn signal on trying to get into my lane so I slow and wait for him- well the dumb ass just sits in the lane and dosent speed up or nothing. So finally he pulls in and this guy in a Mustang behind him all zooms around both of us. So whatever...then a few minutes later I go by the Mustang and think nothing of it. Well a couple miles down the road this fucker flys in front of me, cuts me off and slams on his brakes which in turn cause me to lock up my brakes. Screeeeeech! This dick is all motioning to me and so I pull next to him and I am like what is your fucking problem! He starts yelling how I have been fucking with him and to get out of my car, then he start getting out- now mind you we are on a highway where the cars are still going by at about 50 miles and hour. I am like go fuck yourself fag and he tells me I am a "bitch" for not getting out of my car. So I stay along side him and he wont look at me, he spits his gum in front of my car and at that point I was worried he might hit my car, thats all I need! So I backed away and let the asshead drive away. WTF??!! What is wrong with people? I have jumped out and fought people before over road rage but I try to PULL OVER, not stop in the middle of the highway. Its probably a good thing this didn't happen in FL where I used to live cause I always used to carry a gun and chances are I would have blasted out his tires or something. What a dick.

Sometimes it just isn't worth it. Another time in Florida I ended up stabbing some dude that was trying to run me off the road. For no reason he started yelling at me and 2 of my friends, then he did the stop in the road thing- trying to push us into the guard rail. So we sliced his mullet wearing ass open. Anyway, do you guys have problems like this? I have weird shit happen to me. I was driving with my girl and some black dude walking on the sidewalk starts yelling to me saying you gotta problem? I was like WTF?! People in California have issues I think.

The funny part is, when someone tries to use their car as a weapon- such as driving like this prick was, you have the legal right to use lethal force against them to protect yourself. I'm sure the law here in Cali is differant but that is how it is in Florida and allot of states.

Who else has had road rage problems?

 

[stump]

Some people are serious idiots. You did the right thing. It ain't worth your time. The thing that keeps happenening to me is that I am driving 85mph in the fast lane and some dumbass pulls in the same lane 50 yards ahead going 55mph and stays there, causing me to slam on my brakes. What the hells is wrong with people?

 

[stump]

Wow, this is my first post in over 2 years!!

 

[Spawn]

That sucks, dude. Just pour savoir, why didn't you beat his ass?

 

[Citruscide]

ZAAAAHHHH????

C

 

[BigRedCat]

I am trying real hard to more "adult" about things. I have always been the type to throw down for any reason and I have studied martial arts my whole life which to me just reinforces that I can beat ass. I know allot of MMA guys shy away from street fights because their arts teaches them control but I just tend to be an angry person. I cannot stand fuck heads like that. He was driving a convertable rustang with big chrome rims and he was wearings some gay ass roofer Oakley shades. I was thinking to myself that jumping out and fighting the middle of the road couldn't possibly lead to anything good and I was worried about my car(actually my girls car). So I decided to just let him go and try to be adult for once. I can imagine explaining to my GF why her car got crashed or why I got arrested. She would be pissed!

 

[Hinder]

That dude deserved a serious beatdown, but at least you don't have to deal with the cops. That would be worse no matta how much you beat his sorry ass!!

I am trying real hard to more "adult" about things. I have always been the type to throw down for any reason and I have studied martial arts my whole life which to me just reinforces that I can beat ass. I know allot of MMA guys shy away from street fights because their arts teaches them control but I just tend to be an angry person. I cannot stand fuck heads like that. He was driving a convertable rustang with big chrome rims and he was wearings some gay ass roofer Oakley shades. I was thinking to myself that jumping out and fighting the middle of the road couldn't possibly lead to anything good and I was worried about my car(actually my girls car). So I decided to just let him go and try to be adult for once. I can imagine explaining to my GF why her car got crashed or why I got arrested. She would be pissed!

 

[XBiker]

I had a little case of roid/road rage not to long ago....

The scenario.

My girlfriend, my workout partner and myself are cruising down the road, on our way to go out partying.

I am driving south on a 3 lane (each side) divided highway. I am in the far left lane, smiling and such.

From my right I see a car that looks like it's gonna pull in front of me, trying to make a left turn.

The car goes. Problem is, there is a car in the left (turn) lane blocking her left turn....

I check my right-side mirror. No deal. One car beside me and one behind (and to the left) of me.

I have no where to go, and the FUCKING LADY STOPS SHORT, with her god damn ass end of her car hanging out into my lane.

I stand on the brakes, ABS in effect and I barely make the stop.

Keep in mind, I am two months on cycle and 16 DAYS in to my FINA.

I barely make the stop and something sinister takes over. I am out of the car and half running up to her's, cursing the whole way.

I make it to her door and this bean brain lady looks up at me and....











She's on her fucking cell phone.

I flip and start to reach for her door handle. I must have had the look of death in my eyes, as she starts to take off. As she does, I kick the rear door of her car.

I turn around and the car that was waiting to turn left is still there, a guy and girl. I must have looked like a mad man, wearing a black muscle shirt and fina/road/roid rage in full effect. They had the funniest look on their faces, kinda like Kak and Alphaxi (in his avatar), but mouths hanging open in disbelief.

I return to my vehicle and as I am getting in, I notice that this lady has turned left, and pulled behind the car (that she so nicely blocked by making her jabroni move) and is coming "after" me.

I hop in the g-ride and prepare to make my escape. I notice the lady is now **chasing** me.

I go in to smoky and the bandit mode.... I lose her in a neighborhood and drop my car off and get my truck.

The rest of the night was uneventful and nothing ever came of it.

After I cooled off, I asked my buddy, "Was I outta line?" He didn't think so. The way I see it, the lady risked inflicting grave bodily harm and/or death to me and my crew due to her actions...

Life in the big city.

 

[sereneman]

Fuck fighting people, I've got nothing to prove and fighting is stupid, you could get yourself hurt. If someone is totally in the wrong and fucking with me, I'm not going to give them a chance to hurt me if I can help it. I will use whatever weapon is available.

 

[AAA]

I hear what your saying Big, The only thing I have a problem with is the gun thing, If you carry a gun you better make sure you are ready to use it! There is nothing worse then pulling a weapon to try and scare somebody with, and once you pull you have yourself in a whole different fight! What would happen if all you did was shoot out all his tires, and this guy has a gun but intends to shoot at you with it? Thats what sucks about fights nowadays you just dont know what the other has!