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Razorguns
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Found this on myspace. Good read:
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Tips for the guys on Myspace
"Hey baby, you have the nicest tits...I wanna do you"
WTF kind of thing is this to say to a complete stranger? Let me just start off by saying this....out of all my friends on here I have very few male friends, but the ones I do have seem to be stand up, real people. However, many of the girls on my list get daily emails from knuckle dragging retards who think that the quickest way into a gals panties is through "shock and awe" perversion.
Well the big news is this, 100% of the girls on here hate it when an absolute stranger says something sexual to them in hopes to get laid. In fact nothing shouts out potential rapist more than say sending a random email of "hey I wanna fuck your brains out"
Guys...that shit is creepy. If you think a girls is pretty and you want to express that there are one zillion ways to do so without making the person at the other end of your email want to delete their account and hire a body guard.
Girls...there is no way I am going to make a moral judgment about what you wear and say on here, but if your profile says "I like to fuck", don't be shocked if someone emails you back and says "let's fuck". Also, if you are wearing no top and someone says they wanna suck on your nipples don't get mad...you're the one showing your nipples.
Here is my quick tip sheet for the socially inept man on myspace:
1. Using the word pussy (unless referring to a cat) is like buying insurance to not get laid. I've not met a woman who likes this word as part of an introduction.
2. Sending emails of your penis is GAY (not in the homosexual way) but in the (you're gay and perhaps in denial because you like penis so much you keep it on your hard drive) way.
3. Calling a woman a bitch because she didn't respond to your email in which you suggested deviant sex without any provocation is like running around with a sign over your head saying "I HAVE A NEEDLE DICK AND I'M ANGRY".
4. Getting angry at internet "models" who don't respond to your sexual overtures is twice as lame as when you get angry at a regular girl on here. Hey they are hot so they get 10,0000000 emails a day. What makes you think your "hey baby let's fuck" and a scrawny dick shot is going to make her choose you from the masses??
The bottom line here boys is that in spite of the fact this is the internet there is no reason to dehumanize the person at the other end of your email. If you just chill out and show them what you're really about you'll probably get laid a whole lot more.
Something to think about,
RY
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Tips for the guys on Myspace
"Hey baby, you have the nicest tits...I wanna do you"
WTF kind of thing is this to say to a complete stranger? Let me just start off by saying this....out of all my friends on here I have very few male friends, but the ones I do have seem to be stand up, real people. However, many of the girls on my list get daily emails from knuckle dragging retards who think that the quickest way into a gals panties is through "shock and awe" perversion.
Well the big news is this, 100% of the girls on here hate it when an absolute stranger says something sexual to them in hopes to get laid. In fact nothing shouts out potential rapist more than say sending a random email of "hey I wanna fuck your brains out"
Guys...that shit is creepy. If you think a girls is pretty and you want to express that there are one zillion ways to do so without making the person at the other end of your email want to delete their account and hire a body guard.
Girls...there is no way I am going to make a moral judgment about what you wear and say on here, but if your profile says "I like to fuck", don't be shocked if someone emails you back and says "let's fuck". Also, if you are wearing no top and someone says they wanna suck on your nipples don't get mad...you're the one showing your nipples.
Here is my quick tip sheet for the socially inept man on myspace:
1. Using the word pussy (unless referring to a cat) is like buying insurance to not get laid. I've not met a woman who likes this word as part of an introduction.
2. Sending emails of your penis is GAY (not in the homosexual way) but in the (you're gay and perhaps in denial because you like penis so much you keep it on your hard drive) way.
3. Calling a woman a bitch because she didn't respond to your email in which you suggested deviant sex without any provocation is like running around with a sign over your head saying "I HAVE A NEEDLE DICK AND I'M ANGRY".
4. Getting angry at internet "models" who don't respond to your sexual overtures is twice as lame as when you get angry at a regular girl on here. Hey they are hot so they get 10,0000000 emails a day. What makes you think your "hey baby let's fuck" and a scrawny dick shot is going to make her choose you from the masses??
The bottom line here boys is that in spite of the fact this is the internet there is no reason to dehumanize the person at the other end of your email. If you just chill out and show them what you're really about you'll probably get laid a whole lot more.
Something to think about,
RY
