Thoughts of suicide...

[Outtlaw]

Actually, Im having thoughts of murder. But suicide just sounds better. Im thinking of all the ways I just want to choke my anatomy professor to death for fucking up my life with that Bullshit exam we had today!!

 

[hardrock]

Beat him to death with your text book.

 

[timrock]

nice. keep thinking positive.

 

[Powerfist]

A HA!! When life is bad, go feed the ducks...

 

[Code]

Isn't there a board more condusive to this kind of drama-queen shit?

 

[c-sharp minor]

Isn't there a board more condusive to this kind of drama-queen shit?

You're kidding, right?

 

[mrjoker5150]

Don't worry, when you grow up, you will realize that grades are not all that important. Certainly not important enough to kill yourself.

 

[biteme]

Actually, Im having thoughts of murder. But suicide just sounds better. Im thinking of all the ways I just want to choke my anatomy professor to death for fucking up my life with that Bullshit exam we had today!!

Don't sweat it. In the grande scheme of things, it doesn't mean shit. I've had teachers try to cheat me on purpose because I corrected them in front of the class. THis advice will be 50$ please.

 

[Outtlaw]

Isn't there a board more condusive to this kind of drama-queen shit?

Drama queen?....maybe. But I honestly think I can successfully get revenge on this prof. I really just want to take that damn lab coat he wears every day, rip it off him and beat his ass. Then let the rest of the class get their shots in when Im finnished.

 

[Powerfist]

Drama queen?....maybe. But I honestly think I can successfully get revenge on this prof. I really just want to take that damn lab coat he wears every day, rip it off him and beat his ass. Then let the rest of the class get their shots in when Im finnished.

"Beat his ass"..? Are you gay..?

 

[Outtlaw]

"Beat his ass"..? Are you gay..?

You know what I meant.

 

[timrock]

i have found out professors learn their lesson after a good butt raping

 

[Outtlaw]

Maybe I could just have a little "accident" happen to his car.

 

[tiger88]

give him a hand job and not finish?

 

[strangebrew]

I think its pretty obvious what you have to do here.

Blind fold him, tie his hands/legs to a chair and perform oral sex on him.

That'll teach the bastard.

 

[Outtlaw]

Hey, people die all the time. I doubt anyone would miss this moron.

 

[BonerBoy]

dont even sweat it bro, he was just trying to get your attention

 

[gonelifting]

Maybe I could just have a little "accident" happen to his car.

You can cut the brake lines on his car. But if you live in Cali I would`nt even attempt it. Ponch and John will most likely save the guy just before he crashes. I`ve seen it happen.

 

[hardrock]

You can cut the brake lines on his car. But if you live in Cali I would`nt even attempt it. Ponch and John will most likely save the guy just before he crashes. I`ve seen it happen.

LOL!

 

[alien amp pharm]

Beat him to death with your text book.

Or even better, rip the pages out and give him paper cuts all over until he bleeds to death.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

just do the suicide forget the murder