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[biteme]

sex

 

[gotmilk]

I farted earlier and my jeans held the smell for like 5 minutes

 

[silverstar1025]

I'm a virgin.

 

[biteme]

I farted earlier and my jeans held the smell for like 5 minutes

Ahhh. I hate that.

 

[biteme]

I'm a virgin.

The first time I had sex she said, "Is that all?" I'm much better now.

 

[silverstar1025]

The first time I had sex she said, "Is that all?" I'm much better now.

I think most women feel that way the first time. I remember thinking "this is it?.. this is what I have been waiting for" first time sucks. I think because you are just nervous and it is awkward.

 

[borris]

I'm a virgin.

hi my names alan

 

[silverstar1025]

hi my names alan

lol Hi Alan

 

[biteme]

I think most women feel that way the first time. I remember thinking "this is it?.. this is what I have been waiting for" first time sucks. I think because you are just nervous and it is awkward.

That and I lasted all of 30 seconds. Condom didn't make it any better either.

 

[Cal_21]

I'm a virgin.

FUCKING

BAND

 

[silverstar1025]

FUCKING

BAND

lol I have two kids. Does that still make me a virgin?

 

[Cal_21]

lol I have two kids. Does that still make me a virgin?

I'm sorry Mary. I didn't know it was you.

 

[Arabian]

I'm a virgin.

Since your a virgin. would you like to go out......?

 

[MichaelScott]

giada is hot