This book of matches reads:

Dunk · Dec 1, 2005

"These matches are designed especially for damp climates..."

...so i put them under my ball sac.

PBR · Dec 1, 2005

Dunk said:
"These matches are designed especially for damp climates..."
this is good....

...so i put them under my ball sac.

this is not good....

jnevin · Dec 1, 2005

Your ass produces more sweat than Niagra Falls. Those matches are going to go over your chode in a wooden barrel.

NJjuice22 · Dec 1, 2005

you fuggin juicehead/crackas kill me

Dunk · Dec 1, 2005

NJjuice22 said:
you fuggin juicehead/crackas kill me

Dont be a half a Sawastea

stilleto · Dec 1, 2005

you should sit down on a cement bench and scoot around.

PBR · Dec 1, 2005

stilleto said:
you should sit down on a cement bench and scoot around.

i had a dog that did that.

alien amp pharm · Dec 1, 2005

Worst thread nominee right here