Things to do at work to make the day go bye...

[WODIN]

I've already done these....today...anyone got anymore good ones?

1. Stop in the hallway amongst a group of your coworkers and start grunting and bend over a couple of times. Then stand up, breath deep and say..."Thank God for Depends". Then walk on down the hall whistling...

2. When your cube or office buddy gets to work just stare at them for about a minute. Then say. "You had better get that looked at and I mean soon!" and just answer there inquiries over and over with "That thing on your head!"..."oh my"

3. Take the stuffed toys from peoples cubes and put them in other peoples cubes...keep the stuff in an 8 cube area because that is usually a social groups roaming area.

 

[MommaKin]

go to the bathroom and stand in a stall and make really awful noises......
walk around like like you're gonna shit your pants or at least grunt and groan like you're shitting in your pants right!!
burp really loud...
pick your nose and eat it....
put your hand down your pants, front or back and then smell it..

 

[freak daddy]

LOL! I have my store open April thru Labor Day. April and May are really slow, so my Assistant and I play alot of Mega Yahtzee! I invented it. There are 15 slots on the paper and you can play a role on any one that is open. You play until every slot is filled.The game last 3 to 4 hours and very strategic! Kills time big time!

 

[Roadblock]

... develop an unnatural fear for staplers.

 

[Zebo]

End every statement you make today with.....

".....according to the prophecy."

 

[WODIN]

End every statement you make today with.....

".....according to the prophecy."

LMAO!!! That's a good one zebo...

 

[spongebob]

start uterly useless but highly entertaining threads to illicit a highly emotionally charged response in order to prevoke a flame war between two individuals that should be doing "work" at work instead of being non-productive thereby bringing down the GNP, thanks a whole hell of alot you lazy llama <bleep>ers.

 

[Y_lifter]

Make soft wimpering noises in your cube just loud enough for everyone around you to hear.

 

[spongebob]

when the boss comes up to ya with a job task look at him like he's crazy and tell him you have important things to do and not to bother you with the little pitty-anny bullshit. with as straight as face as possible, tell him you get enough of that at home.


p.s. just be sure to do it on a day that the fish are biting.

 

[dballer]

I am friends with the network guy here at the office. So I get on his PC and go into the mail folders. I then send out e-mails from one employee to another... I make fake meetings, I also will send out e-mails saying so and so is sick and going home early.
It is alot of fun.

 

[HappyScrappy]

10. Keep telling the same person that they have bad breath even if they
don't, and then punch them in the face.
9. Announce in a meeting that you have Genital Herpes. After everyone
gives you the sympathy remarks, tell everyone how you're just kidding and
tell them that they are all a bunch of retards.
8. Before a meeting, fill your mouth with custard. Then during the
meeting, put one finger in the air and make like you are hacking up a big
loogie. Then spit the custard into a clear glass and hand it to the
person next to you and say, "Beat that."
7. Inform a male co-worker that he "wouldn't make a good hooker." Then
piss in his coffee and tell him that he needs a good "ass fucking."
6. Always walk around with a big smile on your face and keep one hand
down your pants.
5. Answer every question asked to you with "Fuck if I know!" Then call
the person a racial slur that doesn't even match their race.
4. Brag about the fact that you own a gun, and keep playing with your
nuts. Get them really sweaty, and then walk around shaking everyone's
hand.
3. Shit on the floor in your office and when someone comes in and sees
it, tell them it's the fake plastic kind. When they try to pick it up and
realize that their hand is full of shit, laugh and point.
2. Run down the hall with your dick out while pissing all over and yell,
"It won't stop! God help me! It won't stop!" Then, when it stops, look
down and say, "Oh."
1. Ask to borrow someone's pen. Bring it to the bathroom and stick
it in your ass. Return it and tell the person to smell it. When they tell
you it smells bad, be like, "It should! I had it in my ass!"

 

[Y_lifter]

I'll try #3 on Monday...