Things I want to do to females

[Nathan]

Whenever I see some lady at the grocery store or buying kitchen appliances at the local kitchen appliance warehouse, I think to myself, "This whore wants it so fucking bad." So, I often just go up to her and grab her by the arm and say, "You dirty slut, you need a big cock in you don't you?" Once, this girl screamed when I did that at a nearby playground so I elbowed her in the face. She was bleeding everywhere so I grabbed her by the hair and viciously drove my knee into her mouth to try and staunch the flow of blood. She bled more so I ground my crotch against her bleeding face. At that point she basically wanted to be raped, which is no fun so I took her kid and left. Another time, I was at the grocery store and some bitch asked me if I knew which isle the jam was in. I showed her and then opened up a jar of strawberry jam, leading her to believe I just wanted her to smell the odour. She quickly realized I had other things in mind when I deftly smashed the top of the jar on the nearest shelf and then rammed the broken glass into her exposed throat. I then started riding over her with a shopping cart until she stopped screaming and then urinated all voer her motionless form.

 

[KillahBee]

this is the second great woman-beating post I have read this morning. keep it up! (u might want to throw in some casual asphycsiation sp?)

 

[Chester_Copperpot]

Your obviously tired.

 

[HumorMe]

I knew this post was not going to be about sexual acts.

 

[Nathan]

Everyone stop being clever at my expense. Thank you.

 

[bwood]

worst nathan post ever...

 

[MarthaStewart]

Were you shoving the broken shards of the jar down her throat - like through her open mouth? Destroying the flesh on the way down, and jutting out through the skin, making some sort of twisted mobile out of her face and neck?

Or were you just taking the short route and hitting her below the jaw, with the blades of shattered glass?

I hope it was the former, the latter sounds like something a lazy man would do.

 

[Nathan]

Were you shoving the broken shards of the jar down her throat - like through her open mouth? Destroying the flesh on the way down, and jutting out through the skin, making some sort of twisted mobile out of her face and neck?

Or were you just taking the short route and hitting her below the jaw, with the blades of shattered glass?

I hope it was the former, the latter sounds like something a lazy man would do.

Actually, I started doing the first one, but couldn't get the glass past her gums since it kept getting lodged in her flesh there. So, I retracted the sharp object and repeatedly stabbed at her neck, trying to get inside it from the outside rather than approaching it from the inside. In any event, her throat was completely torn open when I was finished so it all looked the same in the end.

 

[jerkbox]

you are one sick slut

 

[SV2]

way too goatslayer esque.. you are losing your edge nathan.. go attack britney fans