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Hey guys...I just don't know if I can carry on. The weight of these problems is just too much:
1. Girlfriend has boobs that are simply too big. Takes two hands and a mouth to kind of work with one of them.
2. Can't find an investment where I don't lose hundreds per day due to low rates and taxation/inflation.
3. Phone rings constantly with repeat and referral business. I just hate saying no to all those people.
4. IBM, GM. and Microsoft are all fighting my patent applications that will make me rich beyond my wildest dreams.
5. Girlfriend has issued an ultimatum about getting a penis reduction. She says no more deep throat and full penetration until 3" have been removed.
6. Playgirl magazine will not take no for an answer. They say the future of the mag rests on getting me for their 25th anniversary edition.
7. Skyrocketing property taxes on my villas on the Mediterranean, South Pacific, and Carribean.
8. Sailboat needs both diesel engines rebuilt after last round the world cruise. New cloth too. Major renovation if we are too compete again in Americas Cup as well.
9. Can't find parts for my Bentley OR '38 Benz.
10. Dildo manufacturer wants to charge people $100 for reproduction of my penis. I want to make it more affordable so that more women can "feel my love." I simply can't satisfy many of them by myself.
Sigh.........the problems
1. Girlfriend has boobs that are simply too big. Takes two hands and a mouth to kind of work with one of them.
2. Can't find an investment where I don't lose hundreds per day due to low rates and taxation/inflation.
3. Phone rings constantly with repeat and referral business. I just hate saying no to all those people.
4. IBM, GM. and Microsoft are all fighting my patent applications that will make me rich beyond my wildest dreams.
5. Girlfriend has issued an ultimatum about getting a penis reduction. She says no more deep throat and full penetration until 3" have been removed.
6. Playgirl magazine will not take no for an answer. They say the future of the mag rests on getting me for their 25th anniversary edition.
7. Skyrocketing property taxes on my villas on the Mediterranean, South Pacific, and Carribean.
8. Sailboat needs both diesel engines rebuilt after last round the world cruise. New cloth too. Major renovation if we are too compete again in Americas Cup as well.
9. Can't find parts for my Bentley OR '38 Benz.
10. Dildo manufacturer wants to charge people $100 for reproduction of my penis. I want to make it more affordable so that more women can "feel my love." I simply can't satisfy many of them by myself.
Sigh.........the problems
